Lucifer Sam's Lonely Hearts Club Thread

Eh, I don't really give a shit anymore...

 

Would you like some chocolate?

 

Hey man, I know exactly where you're coming from. Remember? I'm just like you. I just don't understand why girls only go after complete assholes, but then genuinely nice guys like me get screwed. But, even I found a girl now tha I think may like me, and you know what? I didn't find her at all. I wasn't looking for her. It just sort of happened one day totally randomly. That's the thing. I think I'm finally believeing teh whole, "you won't find anything if you go out looking for it. It just finds you." I think that statement is true. Don't worry man. Keep your head up. Believe me, if I can have some luck, then you can! You at last have looks going for you! Keep it real Derek.

 

B-b-but Derek...

 

How could I forget?

Yeah, I know what you mean. Well, I'm not sure that I'm a really nice guy, but I certainly don't think I'm an asshole. I don't know anymore...

Good for you, man. What you say is probably true, but the thing is, I'm NOT looking really hard like you said. It's not like I'm pestering girls or anything...

Haha, thanks, man. I appreciate it.

I'm still so fed-up, though. Ugh.

 

Eh? What's the matter, Marisa?

 

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Right on Burby.

 

I'm no longer a lonely heart.

 

Meg?

 

Good for you!! Hopefully I won't be too much longer, either!

 

Yep, hopefully.

 

Eh, I'm sticking around forever.

 

No you're not...

 

I'm not?

 

Chuck?

 

Argh... GEORGE!!!! :$

 

No, I don't think so.

 

That's a complement, right?

 

haha....


ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! i NEVER would've fucking guessed... holy shit...



haha