Lost my virginity and got some good weed!!

Shit like that freaks me out.lol.I hope I'm not allergic to all bc's.That would suck....a lot

 

What? I love mine. It's so awesome.

 

That things not going up my vag.hahaha

 

haha of course, wouldn't want any little-soads walking around now would we

 

Haha ironnicaly enough today my step mom and I were talking we are pretty close and she asked me if anything happened Sunday and I was just like we made out for awhile and she said she really liked this girl and not to screw it up... And we talked for a while about it and I told her I thought we had something pretty special and I really really liked her.. She reached in her pocket and pulls out 3 condoms hahaha! She was like I'm not condoning any actions but if it's raining you better where your rubbers!!! Hahaha
Anyway it was pretty funny.... And she was like look at them boy they say ribbed for her pleasure because it's all about your lady!!! Dude I love my step mom haha

 

hahahaha

 

It's true :tongue:

 

Yeah those things are scary. You have to put it inside you. :leaving:

 

I wonder how you'd get it out......awwwwwkward

 

Hahahah. Oh jeez.

 

>_>yeeeeeah

change of subject...

 

or the AIDS! :hat:

aids hat aids hat whatcha gonna do whatcha gonna do when YOU GOT AIDS

 

hahahahahahahahaha fuckin doesnt make you a man.

but good for you for getting laid. and getting good weed.

Listen to cap'n and DroneLore. Best advice ever.

 

lulul

 

shit, get some medical marijuana!

 

HAHahahaaha..nice jingle

 

hehehe I had one virgin. It was awesome. his training went well. His now wife actually thanked me. She doesnt know that we fucked after they got together.
He needed a refresher course.
its had to find virgins anymore. Lessun they're jailbait. Ick.

 

(yeah i'm high)
ahaha that was the best part.


condoms fuckin suck because they fuck up and plan b is so fkkn expensive!!
not to mention if you're not on the pill. jesus...


man...i was so just starting to get some on the regular and then i had to move to stupid georgia.
no fair~!!!

 

i think i'd stick that up my vag, hold on lemme google it

 

nop.