Lost my virginity and got some good weed!!

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by PeaceIsFreedom, May 18, 2009.

  1. Bad.Fish

    Bad.Fish Sex wee pon de babylon

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    dont be silly wrap yer willy :p
     
  2. skierdood

    skierdood Space For Rent

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    Dont be a fool wrap your tool?
     
  3. Buddha Fish

    Buddha Fish wanderin' fish

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    wrap it before you tap it
     
  4. Geneity

    Geneity self-proclaimed advocate

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    Haha. Pretty cool for you OP. At the ender age of 15 :p
     
  5. Nero_Designs

    Nero_Designs Inhaled Dreams

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    mine too. :D
     
  6. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    Haha. Virgin fuckin'...

    ohhhh... it's kind of sweet and all. I remember those feelings. Just wait until you find out what makeup sex is like, dude. ;)

    *throws a plate*
     
  7. Popularity

    Popularity Senior Member

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    Hahahaha.
     
  8. Katie89

    Katie89 Senior Member

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    no glove.. no love!
     
  9. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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    rahr:sifone:
     
  10. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    This is why we can't have nice things!!! :(:mad:
     
  11. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    *slaps you*

    Ohhh honeyyy... I'm sorry.

    *kissy face*
     
  12. xSOADxX075

    xSOADxX075 Member

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    dammit, that was gonna be mine!
    when you go down under, be sure to bring a rubber!
     
  13. thisisme5

    thisisme5 Herbal enthusiast

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    Good shit man

    It took me an extra year to lose mine so i guess in a way you beat me
    Now the pressure of the first time is all off you have fun
     
  14. DroneLore

    DroneLore h8rs gon h8, I stay based

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    it is in your best interest to wear a condom

    amidoinitrite
     
  15. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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    condoms suck sometimes...unless you don't want a baby
     
  16. GregTheMagician

    GregTheMagician Senior Member

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    even when you're feelin the heat, don't forget to package your meat.
     
  17. theacidpulp

    theacidpulp Member

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    the more cynical bastards, the closer we get to extinction. fuck humanity, everything sucks anyway.
     
  18. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    Buy the ultra thin ones. Or get fitted for a diaphragm.
     
  19. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    My girlfriend is on the pill, and we both don't have any diseases so yayyyy.

    I always raw dog 'er.
     
  20. mmg

    mmg fish out of water

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    lol, when i fucked for the first time she told all her friends the next day and i had a new found popularity with sophomore girls. just don't fuck any of her friends until you're bored with this one, cuz it can get ugly.

    and thrust as you must, but pullout just before you bust.
     
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