Looks like I'm gonna have to get rid of my cat.

so is it really your daughter? i hear you steal babies a lot.

 

nothing that some mind altering substances can't cure. :cheers2:

 

Yea, OR some pic swapping :cheers2:

 

I KNOW.
But is the CAT a gypsy....?

Maybe he's saying "get me some proper dinner , I wont eat gypsy children"

 

My cat is a mean old lady and my kids have the scars to prove it. But really, it was their own fault for bugging her.

They've gotten better with age, so no more facial lacerations...

Have you tried squirting your cat with vinegar water when he is bad?

 

she has blonde hair and blue eyes. sometimes I have my doubts.

 

or cum swapping through the mail?

 

that would be the perfect present

 

I can see tomorrow's headlines
"Child abducting gypsy tried to feed toddler to cat"

Have u been in Portugal , speaking to women from Liverpool recently?

 

scras build character

 

not vinegar, just plain water. we have a squirt bottle in EVERY room of the house. it doesn't do much and the little stinker runs fast.

 

I think he's trying to devour her slowly over the course of, say, the next 10 years.

my lawyer has advised me not to comment on my whereabouts.

 

Maybe he thinks it is a game...

 

lock the cat up in a cat carrier or pet cage

then kick the cage for a bit

 

I'm always amazed at the quality of advice I get on RT.

 

Or drag it from a car

 

sorry to hear about your pussy. Nothing worse than givin up pussy. I just got a rabbit. were supposed to be just watchin it for a week but im afraid she's gonna run on us and we'll have it for our stew in a couple weeks.

 

Maybe the cat was peeing in a litter tray and read a headline
"Find Madelaine".

And he's thinking "yeahhhhh eat the evidence..."

( people outside Europe might not know who Madelaine is btw)

 

we've done that at my house...actually through the damn pet carrier down the stairs once

 

Seriously u need to integrate the cat and baby .And spend more time with the cat.It could take maybe 6 months or more for em to be fully integrated - if cat-cat relations are anything to go by

Or put the kid for sale on Ebay ( they're worth more , if u distribute the organs separately).
If someone bids too much for a whole baby , there's probably something not right going on...