Looking for batman..

Right on Duck.

Shroom, no you could do what the fantastic four does. Get bored with your 9 to 5 and go fight crime if you had super powers.

If you did what batman does, you would get shot, because you are not like a bat, and you don't know kung fu.

Oh you can strech. Way to go Mr Fantastic. Batman doesn't need plot's contrived around his dumb ass powers of stretching. Batman doesn't have powers. He fights crimes with his rugged manhood and his dark sense of right and wrong.

I don't really like you anymore Shroom.

 

I bet that Batman drinks whiskey by the liter.

 

He has the past to atone for. However, he get's his by revenge rather then alcoholism.

Batman, unlike Superman, or the Fantastic Four; might also kill you up for crossing him.

 

whatttttt no way, fantastic 4 have super POWERS, batman has no superhuman ability at all... therefore, he is just as good as... jimmy neutron, some rich dude, and sherlock holmes put together.

i'm just saying that he should soo not be classified as a superhero..

i guess he's more like a cop... with a cape...

..... hush lode.. you know you love me..

 

yeah, even in the versions where he is against it, he seems ready to snap at any moment.