Long ass hairs!

true, that whiff could lead to a great salad tossing, if they are tangle free and smelling sweet

 

hahahaha
A pack of wild dogs will follow you around cause of that fresh scent..

 

dogs are hot, but I wish they would use some detangler sometiems too.....would make the rimjobs so much easier

 

thats why you just take some scissors and clip the dingleberries, makes for easier insertion..and you could always keep the dingleberries as either a suvinour or a trophy...

 

I keep dingleberries in a jar. I've got 5 jars of them so far. I keep them in brine, and eat them like olives.

 

haha...
Wow, thats like a delicacy..you are truly lucky...
I only have a few rabbit turds in a small tincup.. i only use them on special occasions...tonight feels like one, so Ill have to dig them out...

 

those are good, especially dipped in mustard. But theres nothin like a big old orange-sized dingleberry with hair all through it........its makin me hard just thinkin about it

 

the hair is the final and last piece of the whole thing, if there is no hair, than its not worth eating...without the hair it is nothing... especially when you can move it with your tongue whilst its on your mouth and you're just like...mmmmm..asshair, its truly unforgetable..

 

Clipping off the dingleberries is for my ladies to perform on me. I tried the little mirror method of trying to see where I'm cutting but to no avail. It takes a long time for that fleshy fun strip to heal.

 

rub some talc powder on it and in about a few hours you are healed and pink and ready to go...

 

when you get talented, you can braid them and tie them in a knot with your tongue.

 

now thats talent...ill have to clip some off tonight and practice...

 

yep, it does take alot of practice.

 

Next, I'll have to figure out my scrotum.