lllama llama duck

i was once a tree house, i lived in a cake, but i never saw the way the orange slayed the rake

 

I want cake.

 

I sacrifice llamas for Satan.



j/k

 

I fuck Satan in my spare time.

j/k

 

Llama llama llama llama llama-camellion,

You come and go,

You come and go-o-o-o......

 

But I thought you were a fine young christian woman.

 

Ha ..... ha. omg....

 

hmm... yeah

I really did think that way. Forgive me, madam, for I mistook you for somebody else.

 

om, I love you like a fat kid loves twinkies.

 

quotified!

 

btw, I love you like an anorexic chick loves diet pills.

 

I feeyl sow speshull.

 

then why the sad face?

 

Beecuzz Iym fuqing speshullll :$ ...!!!!!!1111!

 

That you are, marisa, that you are... but we all still love you.

 

being special is no reason to be sad though.

 

I never got an award during my days as a Cub Scout.... because I was never a cub scout to begin with. ....and George, you are my father.

 

+1 to that.

 

I rule this place like Dracula. ...or at least, I wish I did.

 

I rule this place like Mussolini... I make the whores orgasm on time.