Let's Write a Poem

The alien slipped out and fell to the floor

 

screaming, and pushing, and out popped more.

 

The Whole Room Was Glowing, I Reached For My Gun

 

realised they were my kin,and became comfortably numb

 

All the while looking nervously at the nude girl sitting in the corner with a rose in her hair....

 

until I noticed her mustache,and suggested she use Nair

 

but her smile won him over, now he is totally smitten....

 

and her name was "George" which was utterly fittin'

 

George from Australia...on the other side of the world

 

Far from home and lonely and longing to be held.

 

I grabbed georges head and we achieved a mindmeld

 

Our minds must have been smoking, cause something smelled

 

it smelled of rotten cheese..with a hint of burnt toast

 

And it made me hungry for a bit of pot roast

 

but all I had was a tub of cottage cheese

 

and this little boy came up to me and asked me if he can have some please

 

I said no...go get your own you little bugger

 

then he got mad and walked away towards his sister with a bludgeoning stick and clubed her

 

he was attacked by bystanders ....and paid dearly for his rage

 

(I just realised that world only rhymes with held in an Australian accent, sorry)

His soul became frail so he sought out a sage.