Let's Write a Poem

it was attached to a string ....and tied to a door

 

And with one hard fling That bitch Gave a ROARRR!

 

and with its ejection came an explosion of poo...

 

and a super ejaculation as I screamed YAHOO

 

Now I wonder what could possibly be next

 

just drivel .....and incohesive pseudo-pornographic text

 

Then let's start fresh and anew with a song in our heart

 

ok..let me just roll over a bit ....and let out a huge fart

 

Now, how did I know that was the rhyme you'd use?

 

because Im a joker at heart...my tender side is a ruse

 

Then hail, hail the joker in us all

 

who glued that poor shopper in the home depot stall

 

And who shouted out, who killed the Kennedys?
after all it was you and me!

 

Indeed it was we!
How else will people clearly see?

 

with glasses and contacts...paid for with medical plans

 

That way we can better watch the hourglass, run out of sands

 

to each one his turn....some journeys are short..and some longer

 

All is made ready, check me hair, and even me donger

 

what in the world was that?? said the little man

 

Thar she blows, and cometh yonder young star fan