Lets all together tell a story

Sally then poured the tomato soup all over her now naked body. Fingering herself violently she turned and asked if the waiter and korwin to join her. They disrobed and proceeded to tag team her each thrust more forceful then the last. Her mouth and vagina grew sore and swelled with both intense pain and pleasure.

 

Then Sally said; wait a second, where's my grilled cheese sandwich?

 

then she met a pilot who was seduced by her tomato soup, and he flew her to amsterdam

 

She thought that they would be enjoying the sights of Amsterdam together, but when they got there she was horribly surprised. He took her into this abandoned warehouse, once inside she met the 50 men who had been waiting for her. One of the men threw down an old dirty mattress, they had done this before. The pilot tore off her clothes and tossed her down onto the dirty mattress. Naked and afraid sally was violated for 48 hours by 50 dirty massive cocks.

 

Then the men found out that the person they thought was Sally was actually Korwin in disguise and Sally was still at the restaurant at the end of the universe waiting for her grilled cheese sandwich.

 

Korwin then turned over now laying on his back he spread his legs wide and beckoned the men to pound his hole yet again. The men thought for a second and agreed that they would continue to plow korwin into a sex induced coma. Korwin was delighted at this and had such a grin on his face as he was again plowed by the Germans. Sadly however korwins body could not handle the severity of this brutal sexual assault and he died in the throes of passion with Hans the largest and dirtiest of the Germans. The sex would go one for another hour before anyone noticed korwin was dead and another hour after that.

 

The men then returned to the restaurant at the end of the universe to confront Sally. Fearing she would try to destroy them, as she was wearing a Power Balance bracelet and was thus invincible, they decided to disguise themselves as albino wookies by getting hair transplants from old people all over their bodies.

 

I feel like I know you.

 

Said a mysterious figure, as it started to come into focus.
I am a chameleon.

 

"Yeah, I think you're right," said one of the men. "We were both applying to become contestants on 'Paris Hilton's My New BFF'. What brings you to the hair transplant parlour?"

 

im going for a much younger look, with a fuller head of hair, and i believe taking the hair off my ass and surgically attaching it to my head will acheive that look.

 

We should take a look at the mindset that permitted such gullibility and the tendency to trust the tricksters.

 

Said the man with the asshair, at which point sally screamed,

¨ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKING SPAMMER?!??!?¨

....And beat him to death with her grilled cheese sandwich. Looking up from the spammer´s corpse with a crazed look in her eyes and a disturbed smile on her face, she took one bite of the grilled cheese sandwich and said....

 

"I love the taste of plastic in the morning."

 

She then took the remaining bit of sandwich and inserted it into herself like an IUD. She then walked over to the other men and beckoned them to stand under her as each one did she released a small amount of urine into their mouths. The taste of pee and grilled cheese excited the men into a sexual frenzy. Now they would finally have sally now they would finally be able to taste such a seasoned and talented snatch. They would all enjoy such an act due to the fact that the men possessed a hive mind and shared their individual sensations with each other. To their dismay however sally was an unwilling participant in their sick sexual rituals. She quickly ran to the center of the room where she revealed an interstellar teleportation device or ITD. In the blink of an eye sally was gone…

 

This left the Germans with a huge sense of loss. They decided to fill the gaping holes in themselves with cucumbers. All of a sudden, Ken Homm appeared and tried to grab the cucumbers, claiming that he needed them for his research. The Germans laughed and swatted Ken Homm to the ground. Ken Homm was about to cry when all of a sudden, one of the Germans reached between his rippling tutonic arse cheeks, gripped and pulled. There was an almighty sound like a thousand velcro shoees being undone and Ken thought "Golly Gee, he's pulled out all of his arse pubes" but Ken was wrong. The German leant forward towards Ken Homm and, smiling, opened his hand. In his hand was a bunch of bean sprouts. "Here, Ken Homm, take these" said the German, smiling ever wider with each word, "They won't do you any harm. Make a delicious authentic oriental dish (such as can be found at www.kenhomm.org/bansaaaaaaiiiii) with them."

 

Before Ken Homm had the opportunity he was viciously murdered by a pack of wolves.
Who then ran off into the forest and..

 

Continued plotting world domination.

¨Now that we have the nuclear war-head, we can make our demands¨
said Graytooth.

¨How the hell are we going to make demands?¨ asked the old one.
¨We´re fucking wolves. They dont understand anything we say. The next objective is to learn english.¨

At which point graytooth jumped up and started growling because...

 

he had caught the deadly E-coli virus from the German beansprouts. Sally beamed herself down and urinated on the the wolves for a laugh. She accidentally pissed on her own leg and it ran into her shoe, so she sprinted to the laundrette, where she...

 

proceded to wash her shoe,but she was high and put it in with the reds so it came out pink.