Lets all together tell a story

trying to figure out how a tin man is to masturbate.

 

Just then the Tin Man whipped out a bottle of Astro-Glide and said hey....

 

Think I'll give this a try. The tin man squirted some of the lubricant onto his rusty rod and began thrusting.
Clink. Clank. The sound was disturbing to his years. Oh, to be a real boy...

 

Suddenly, a huge spurt of sparks shot out of his metal rod, lighting Rick James cornrows on fire! Rick James ran for the water fountain and...

 

Peed in it.

The tin man then transformed into optimus prime and...

 

grabbed Voltron, ran to the dancefloor and proceeded to clear the floor with the sexy dance they did to "My Humps". Everything was fine until the cops from CHIPS kicked the door to the club in! Ponch ran to the dancefloor and....

 

To everyone supprise, started breakdancing.

However tinman/optimus prime had paniced when he saw ponch, (he had weed on him you know) and he summoned a demon to fight off the cops.

 

The demon flies dowards the cop and begins to dance! Turns out he was a disco demon! The cop...

 

grabbed and pulled him close to him on the dance floor. They gyrated around the dance floor to the pulsing disco beat. Out of nowhere, Voltron let out a loud yell! "Oh my god!! This is a gay bar!" Voltron proudly pulled out his rainbow wristbands and glow sticks and...

 

"I knew I should have inhaled slowly!!" Just as she reached for her glass she hear a loud crash from..

 

Godzillaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Who burst out of the closet to find Jackie chan using the glory hole, he teamed up with optimus prime and the disco demon and an epic battle ensued, resulting in...

 

the almost complete destruction of glitterballs, on a global scale... a very sad state of affairs. The world went into mourning for this great loss and as a result, foolishly banned...

 

the legs of pigeons all over the world, after which they....

 

backed down because of the protests... pigeons feet were thankfully reinstated and everything seemed to go back to normal for a while until...

 

A 7 foot African Priest descended upon a nearby village that was having problems to the point of their society collapsing. When one of the villagers spotted him, they recognized him as the messiah. They took him into a hut and...

 

Made a throne for him out of old pig bones and prostrated before him chanting....

 

"Oh great Obama, be our leader and savior in these troubled times."

 

obama said no, he was just in it for the bitches.

 

and that he would only consider helping us if we promised to make a new video about "Eating Da Poo Poo" for his own private collection... horrified at the mere thought of what might happen next,