Lets all together tell a story

A cross between Jerry Garcia and a cat with wings!! It rose and began to sing...

 

if it makes you happy by sheryl crow at the top of it's lungs! swaying peacefully to the song with flowers in its hair while....

 

A giant flower walked up behind it, entranced from the ground by the heavenly singing, It began to...

 

...give away kosher hot dogs to the homeless. One man came up and said, "but I'm a vegetarian" The giant flower replied...

 

Shove it up your ass!
Showing everyone it was not a kind flower at all, and the food was poisoned! It was really...

 

then after she cough off of that she broke out her lunch and never looked back

 

SUDDENLY a huge ape appeared out of nowhere and began to roar at all the lonely people and then...

 

John Lennon rose from the ashes and began to sing Eleanor Rigby while the ape grabbed people and....

 

flung them around crazily! Ringo and Paul came to the rescue but were knocked senseless by the LSD they had before. Harrison was in India. So then....

 

Keith Richards walks in, high-fives the ape and says ...

 

RICHARD NIXSON WAS A TURTLE!

Suddenly everyone froze and was silent, for they knew he wasn't Keith Richards at all! He was really...

 

..Rick James, he then proceeded to cut and enormous line of cocaine, snorted it and began to sing Super Freak in a low menacing tone. John Lennon was not swayed however and slowly began

 

to undress. Keith stopped singing and everyone turned their eyes over to John lennon's enormous

 

Teeth which had grown to ten times their normal size. With an evil glint in his eyes, John Lennon looked at ringo and said...

 

I'm Rick James bitch!

 

a gnome ran up to her and gave her a bag of magical dirt and told her that if she ate it she could fly any where and every where....and as she was about to eat a handfull........

 

Of roofies, as the gnome then proceeded to violate her in ways unimaginable.

 

Then Rick James beat the gnome all around his face and head with his cornrows and said....

 

"cocaines a hell of a drug" as he lit a 2 foot crack stem.

 

which was given to him by the 'Tin Man' back in Aberdeen where he was