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but she lost so she got drunk and ....

 

ambled around aimlessly the rest of the day, until...

 

she came across an old woman who gave her a small parcel, it smelt weird, but as soon as the old woman went away......

 

The dwarfs came out to play...

 

and they stole the parcel, she wanted to run after them but thought she would let them keep the stinking thing, until she heard them scream, and saw that inside the parcel was......

 

a large man...

 

with a large bag of skunk, he came slowly towards her, holding out one hand and said....

 

"look that squirrel over there is tripping on nuts"...

 

but it was a trick, as soon as she turned to look, he grabbed her phone and started to run away, but she...........

 

began to protest

 

and shouted"come back with my phone you f**king bollock brained stinking bastard" He was so shocked that he stopped in his tracks and answered, " yea? well your the stupid minging slag that fell for it, they began to fight , but then passion took over, and they began to kiss, he whispered " your beautiful" and she whispered back lovingly" give me a spliff from that skunk you stingy creep" They began fighting again and she socked him in the kisser, so he......

 

So he shoved the skunk into her face and she suddenly realized that it wasn't skunk but was a skunk....

 

but unfortunately for him, she was a member of PETA, and she was armed with a drill,when he wasn't looking she sneakily....

 

Drilled a bit of common sense into him, then he realized that he was leading a horrible existance and decided to devote himself to changing and becoming one with himself, so he hitched a ride to a buddhist temple. Once he arrived he was greeted by a monk and the monk said...

 

You can't bring that skunk in here and...

 

So her told a lie and said it was a dog, but the monk in his infinite wisdom kicked him in the nuts and said there's no room for Lie's here, so he ran to find the..........

 

Suddenly a lady with green hair flyed in and started playing mouthorgan...

 

which she had pulled out'a dirty red bandana .....

 

and played such a sweet song, all who heard it followed her until they all arrived at...

 

a sacred waterfall, where old vacant straw homes lay untouched so they decided to...