Lets all together tell a story

find a leg bone who just smoked an O of primo and is trying to succesfully ride a

 

hallucinated giant butterfly, on its way into space in search of

 

Wait a second, Wow, what did you have in that thing?

 

Sally could hear a familiar voice calling her from her nap, it was her mother, it was time for lunch. She smiled because she knew her mom was making her favorite meal and she couldn't wait to tell her about her dream.

She picked some of the wild flowers and ran to the house, her golden hair smelled of lavender as she ran into the kitchen. "Mom I just had the craziest dream..." - Dale

 

A talking lizard then appeared and told her he grant her one wish. She wished that she could roll the fatest joint and smoke it with her mom...

 

and then her mom walked in.

 

and was so confused she just walked right back out again

 

Humming a line from Steppenwolf's Snowblind friend; "But he'll always be a problem to his poor and puzzled mother"

 

moon vagina

 

Then she stopped and turned to the person who just said that and said; why would you call yourself that?

 

and the person saifd "what, a humanitarian"?

 

Nope, a vegetarian.

 

"because meat cookies don't taste good after you've smoked the dopest dope ya ever smoke. hey, ever seen pineapple express?"

 

Yeah, I think it went that a way.

 

yes I saw it twice, and looooled

 

To which Sally said; Hey this is my story and if you are just going to go off on tangents....

 

so she got a slap in the face for being a spoilt bitch and wanting all her own way, and she said......

 

Well, if you're going to be that way about it I'm going to.....

 

Play with myself.

 

She quickly produced a chess board and began to play with her self.