Lets all together tell a story

he might get caught on a 747 and be whist away from the beautiful land of many lovers, never to return. So thinking quickly......

 

He decided he was gay. This being so, he landed pretty hard. The land of many lovers had very firm ground.

 

He then realized his mistake because the land of many lovers was filled with only women...

 

Dig deep and you'll may find it

 

The women found him a bit creepy, but one took a liking to him. They left the land of women never to return. Once again on his adventure 'whathisname' and her were excited and wary.

 

So they immediately made babies! Which turned out to be a great bundle (literally) of fun for 'whathisname'. Realizing there's no escape of having this child....they feel overwhelmed and thus have sex again. They get no where. Life with the children shall be fun.

 

At this point "whathisname" found out the woman that had taken a liking to him and he was having children with was Sally, remember Sally, this is a story about Sally……

 

*I think that fucking puts a cap on this fucking story!

 

Sally was kinda weird because she likes to walk around with her shoes on her head and her hat on her feet. Also she has squeaky foam in her purse at all times so that whenever she feels like poppin' bubbles she can..

 

pop bubbles.

 

so once he found out the strange things that Sally had in her purse he began to think of the strange things about life in general. Suddenly having a spiritual epeffany (probly spelled that wrong) he decided to change his life....

 

So he quit his job and moved the whole family out to the country where he learned to make baskets that he sold in village.

 

These baskets he made not of the usual straw or rope materials, but of rainbows and butterflies. The only problem was that the baskets tended to dissapear when being sold

 

People came from distant lands to see these amazing baskets. But few bought them knowing of the uncanny dissapearances. As he began to lose more an' more money he thought to himself...

 

off with my pants, and in his becoming, found a mighty handle....

 

with wich he could make even more baskets that had the power to fly as well! omg

 

so soon the world was a better place an' people began to want to come see this magical mighty handle for themselves.

 

oh no he thought, how will i explain this to sally, 7,000 eyes adorned his golden hammer and it grewer and grewer until....

 

...the League of Legendary Bald Men® charged in carrying their hairless cats!!!!! The lead baldy turnd and said loudly "Come with us if you want to.........

 

frightend an' awed all at once he hastily agreed but what oh what would dear sally say??