Lets all together tell a story

was spotted by a wiccan priestess who granted him three wishes... his first wish was to....

 

Never nevre never to be falsely reported dead by hippie writers. Then he shot himself in the head. Just kidding.

 

His second wish was for all the bunnies in the world to be happy. This was an ill-thought of wish as he was the last remaining bunny on Earth...He had one last wish. Thinking carefully he began...

 

Hi, I just wanted to tell a few nice people about my new chat room; chat-box .c o.u k


Friendly world wide chat, UK, US, Australia and Canada.

 

...i wish i could change the world, and that there would be peace and happiness running rampant through giant hemp fields for all of time.

 

Suddenly, being the only living bunny left on earth, Marmaduke began transforming into a boy! A real boy! He had the odd white tuft here and there, and was stark naked of course, but it mattered not, for now he was exceedingly happy....................The end. Or is it?

 

not at all he then began to transform into a bird and he heard a voice say if i leave here tommorow will you still remember me ..........then all of a sudden.........

 

A liliputian plant spore from the happily sundered aqueducts of Frittytwittle-Halala germinated in the confines of a large nostril.

It was a large, large nostril.

Quite diminutive. But large, all the same.

From this spore were birthed many a grand lady, who were named the Eee. Co. @ 15867 Hoohas (named so by this man: ...Mr. Gungatoe of Patagonia, who is currently living as a recluse. Not in Patagonia. Somwhere).

One of these ladies rode atop a purplish-yellow, kinda green emu.

She was Oprah, Lord of All That is Everything and Such, etc...

 

Meanwhile, Somewhere in Kansas, the owner of a large cornfield died. He died of death, which killed him. However, this was no ordinary cornfield. The corn was actually a front, for between the lush rows of grew many beautiful and healthy hemp plants. However, the man who bought the field after the previous owner's tragic demise knew nothing of this. In fact, he probably did not know what marijuana was.
So, when the corn had been picked, he ordered that it be burned, as was customary, to make room for the next year's crop. Now, this cornfield was quite near a small town known as Town. Actually, that was not its name, but nobody bothered to find out what the actual name was, so they called it Town. And the day that the cornfield was burned, the smoke drifted over to Town and everyone became magnificently high. This was a very large field, and it took several days to burn.
Now, the people of Town were not just going to sit around once they were so beautifully high, so they...

 

all danced and had as they tuned into to mother nature and the great spirit and gave thanks blessings and love and listening to some mellow tunes as they floated along a beautifull flowered lane and said hi to all the nature spirits ...........as they came to field to all their amazment they saw...........

 

A giant Joint come down from the heavens.....

 

and they smoked somemore and their bodies were grounded as their spirits astral travelled into the heavenly plains .............as the sun set ..........

 

and the spirits of their loved ones had returned to them, both renewed and eager to see the families they had left behind. Harmony was spread throughout as this beautiful bond between the people, nature, and the departed grew stronger and stronger. it grew so strong that the entire planet earth felt the intensity. suddenly, this peaceful bond had been broken by the one and only ENORMOUS.................

 

sound of someone farting then out of nowhere phil collins appearead singing i can feel it coming in the air tonight .........then all of a sudden

 

a light rain that everyone danced in and enjoyed...and when the rain had left a beautiful bright rainbow appeared in the clear, almost flourescent blue sky. everyone sat out and enjoyed the beautiful day that had come their way by sharing the most beautiful, long lasting joints ever....

 

then everyone got horny and started humping away...

 

And then everyone got AIDS and died. The end.

 

Not you Mr. Heffernon said firmly a man wearing glasses and magitian style clothes, "I have brought the cure for aids from the bermuda triangle" It has proven to be 100% efective against that smart illness which has contaminated this few good people.

 

As the man i glasses spoke to Mr Heffernon, who's first name was Jeffrow, was thinking about this one time in Panama City when he scored some really dank Buba Kush. He remembered it like it was yesterday...

 

Andy, you are a spoil sport....You know that this story is Magical and if anyone dies, you can write them right back into the story....Sally had found the cure for Aids in an enchanted field of Marijuana and won the Nobel Prize in Chemistry and Medicine….