Lets all together tell a story

"Thats not right!!!" the director yelled at the runnaway, "Slump your shoulders and drag your feet." Then he turned to Jester and Indiana Jones...

 

"Sir, for the last time, my name is NOT Indiana Jones!....Jesus!"

All of a sudden, the clouds above [insert name of actor of Indiana Jones] began to stir and...

 

she coughed it back up, tasting the foulness of burnt cherry in her mouth, thinking "im gonna taste that for weeks" she looked around, and then...

 

"Wait, what?"

The boy sitting behind his desk at home read the above post...
He logged off the pc, got up and...

 

Jester had fallen asleep and he had a flash-back dream where he traveled back in time….In this dream he met the original Sally when she was in the big field of tall grass and coughing her lungs out….Well, as some flash-backs go he started to freak out and he….

 

whipped out a gun and shot himself in the foot.

He was rushed to the hospital, but unfortunately...

 

He fell into the same rabbit hole that Sally fell into at the start of this story....

 

And died abruptly.

Marmaduke the bunny heard a loud thump.

"Whiffle whiffle. What could that be?" thought our cute, fluffy friend.

Marmaduke noticed a strangely shaped silhouette in the corner of the burrow. He scuttled toward it and...

 

nearly jumped out of his skin as he saw an elf smoking a doobie "the elf offered it over and said ......

 

"Take a hit!"


"Is that, like marijuana?" said our poor little furry friend, who had paid very close attention in Health Class. "Does it, like, make you high? I mean, isnt it, like, bad for you?"

"Never mind', said the elf, and sighed.

 

"No no no! I was just asking"

The elf looked over at the bunny, with a sly grin on his face.

"You sure? This stuff isn't for little bunnies you know?"

Marmaduke, our fluffy little friend, could barely contain himself and began hopping about frantically before the elf passed the joint over...

 

Marmaduke took a big hit and started to cough, after his coughing fit was over, he sheepishly (not that he was a sheep, ‘cause we all know he’s a bunny) replied to the Elf, "Man that's some chronic KB."

 

"Heh, kid you know your stuff," remarked the Elf, now beginning to file his nails in disinterest. He was a gay elf, so you know, and quite camp too.

The bunny looked over at the elf who next to him had a bag full of pretty colourful looking sweets. Of course they were in fact E tablets, but who would've guessed?

Marmaduke ran over the the bag and dug in. Before the Elf realised what was happening, the bunny had devoured half of the contents....

 

and threw his record on and started singing lets all do the hop ......all of a sudden cheech and chong appeared..........and

 

everyone got high! Of course after a few minutes, our fuzzy little friend literally exploded for unknown reasons. To this day, it is a mystery as to why he died, but people suspect it had something to do with large amounts of helium in the air...

 

balloons containing a mixture of vaporized earlygirl and helium that Cheech had brought with him.

on the other side of the party from the exploded bunny, Chong, who had brought 12 pounds of various strains of the giggle weed, was still chuggin away at a banana sized joint that he was sharing with...

 

Jack Nickelson and Willie Nelson....

 

and a one eyed pirate called...Dudley.

 

Dudley started telling his dull, monotonous tale of how he lost his eye, but Chong, Jack, and Willie really weren't interested, so they...

 

Poked him in the other eye with a sharp stick and he cried oowe, oowe I can't see temporarily....