Lets all together tell a story

Biggins woke up panting. His sheets were wet and there was another man lying next to him in bed. . The man in his bed was a big, fat, hairy guy and...

 

he was singing "Oklahoma" at the top of his lungs while remaining otherwise motionless on top of the bed covers. The hairy fat guy was wearing only ...

 

a yellow tutu and orange tights....

 

...,but then Biggins started seeing swirls of colors and light and found he was on an acid/peyote trip at the same time so he......

 

went with it and found he was way over the rainbow, *after all he was doing acid/peyote* and turned into the Wicked Witch Of The East, who kept on saying, “I’ll get you my pretty and your little dog too,” over and over and over again!!!!

 

The wicked witch then took off on her broom and dipped and weaved in and out of childrens fairytales when her broom broke down and she ended up in...

 

the urethra of a female porcupine.

 

and she(he) then somehow teleported to a field of flowers but realized it was flowers it was yet another marijuana field

 

Jesus Christ she shouted, ive got to get rid of this befor the Mexican autorities land !!
"Jester get me the explosives"

 

"Huh?" Jester spun around to feel the witch's breath breathing down his frontal area. "Oh em gee! I don't have explosives lololol!" Jester had this annoying habit of talking as though he were some retarded 12 year old internet geek. He turned around and ...

 

was suddenly sucked into a huge port the turned out to be a giant hose on a giant vaccuum and it took off to outer space

 

as opposed to inner space, which uses a badger shaped clothes pin to relay souls inward.....

 

After swiftly banging and flying throught the hose, all of a sudden... complete silence, Jester found himself floating in space at 0 gravity, he now had time to think about his life... but trying to keep the thought of "what the fuck do I do now" out off his mind.
I have been through too much, most of what I did not deserve, maybe death will be a gift.

 

Then just as soon as he thought that Death appeared looking very surprised death asked:
"What are you doing here?" and he said:"I was running away from you, how did you find me here?"

 

He has a map.

 

A very large one, too. Death began sliding his robe off his shoulders

"OMIGOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" shouted Jester.

But it was too late. Death had a really big boner. Literally.

*Sorry, that was just totally retarded*

 

then all of a sudden, indiana jones bust through the wall with a tractor and runs over death

jester hops in the tractor turns into a plane and two minites later theyr 20 miles up

 

In the plane was Lemmy from Motorhead who was just about through with a litre of Jack Daniels....

 

While flying the tractor, Jester looked at the map he had stolen from Death…. Unfortunately, is was written in invisible ink and he searched for a place to land, so he could puzzle the invisible writings….

 

Below him was a conveniently placed runway - just like in all Hollywood movies.

"CUT!" shouted the director...