Lets all together tell a story

than suddenly a cute guy appears and...

 

She wake up and next to her she saw
tony montana with a huge Bubblah !

 

At which point Tony Montana says, “Say hello to my little friend” and began shooting every thing in sight…


And then she wakes up next to Jim Morrison. Sally then offers him some of the psychedelic mushrooms.


And then…

 

Hope you don't mind if a newbie joins in! lol Here goes it...

>Ten minutes later...<

*"HA! That was trippy! NICE ONE" she said, as Ms. Piggy handed her another Oreo. With Ms. Piggy to her right, and a trashcan to her left, she turns left only to say "My face is numb, but I love you man! WOOT! Hey! pass that thing around.....*

 

Jim Morrison looks at Ms. Piggy and shouts "what the fuck it that!!!"

 

miss piggy takes a deeeeeeep breath and says... "Only The Most delectable desirable cutesy cuddly wants to wrap me in a blanket and call me yours appealing mind bending arousal inducing PIG ON THE FUCKING PLANET" and you are?

 

and jim morrison says.......

im jim morrison....wanna go scubadiving?

 

And I said but I can't breathe underwater.......

 

"Can't isn't a word, You can do anything you put your mind to" Jim said. Her eyes twinkled. And they walked towards the ocean.........

 

...a ship appeared on the horizon. It was painted in psychedelic colors which seemed to shift in the wind. Its flag carried the emblem of...

 

Yippie flag

 

this is the best story i ever heard
young boy shoot and kill great white shark:
http://www.yumap.ca/playrKill.htm
have fun

 

...and inside the shark there was a plaster cast of Paul McCartney's you know what, 2 ticket stubs to a Bread concert, a tee-shirt that said "Suzy Creamcheese Please Call...

 

........Me to find out what deh teeshirt said to duh doorknob when......

 

Jerry gracia rknocked on the door and said: My car's broke lets got to woodstock , and they all when 2 woodstock with a old schoolbus...

 

so old an smokey that the pigz could'nt even smell that smell that Huellio's mother didn't like.

 

:jester:

HAPPY THANKSGIVING.

arty:

PEACE

 

Then the narrator recalls that Jerry was killed in episdode 54 by a block of lumber on a winch, but Woodstock being nearly nuked amazingly engulfs the schoolbus. Jerry comes back to life and goes back in time. He gets onto the bus and takes a seet next to himself. Neal Cassidy takes a beer and walks to the back of the bus from the drivers seat and hands one to Jerry. He walks back up to the front of the bus and pressees warp drive while lightingn a cigarette and sing a song to Mountain girl wile playing harmonica and continues driving.

 

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