Lets all together tell a story

sally is the sea and sally is me,as we all be by the sea.the sea oh yeah the ocean will make you rest.rest and restore,let sally go and be, sally is a being.

 

and the longer they stared the more they began to flow.nothing was stronger than there acknowledgement of the present they weere merging.

 

And then jimi hendrix would come to atlantis and and picked up the remains of sally, not knowing a giant sea monster with a big mouth was standing in the corner of the pizzeria in atlantis. Jimi orderen a pizza and was surprised because 3 fish were eating pizza. The fish started to....

 

dance and sing songs of their toils at sea...

 

...and the monster ate the fish and he had a sword and a magic lamp with a ghost in it but they didn't know that of course as monsters are too heavy handed to rub lamps and all and well it looked just like an ordinary lamp and tjhey wished for whell acually they didn't wish how could they have wished when they didn't knew there was a ghost in there??

 

after she stopped choking on the hooter she heard a beautiful sound coming from the middle of the field. She arose and ran laughingly toward a group of naked people who were singing and dancing and playing musical instruments like drums and such in a circle around two individuals who were making love...

 

or so SAlly thought....she had some of the pizza the fish ate and it had anchovies on it
which made her see heavy handed monsters....when she got near............she realized the circle was Neptunes crown rising out of the ocean and the 2 individuals in the middle were 2 hula angels doing a hip sway in the the setting sun to hawaiian music...........

 

Then Donovan came along and since he had committed the crime of redoing 'Atlantis' with some german popmusic whores he had something to make right so he crushed the backbone of the SS troops in Stalingrad (yes it was he) and danced along with the hula angels who were way better than some popmusic whores. And then...

 

.and then.........far, far across the universe due to brainwave farkulations being electromagnetically picked up through select eyes on earth and transponded lightyears in the twinkle of an eye......the aliens on planet WizDum Alpha 9 watched a televized special live of hula angels, Donovan singing and Neptunes huge body rising above the seashore with his twirling frothy crown...........that had twinkling golden seahorses and sea fairy nymphs in the spinning sea froth crown........
Then I ran outta a dream into alien TV reality onto the beach with aggressive terrorist armies of all time chasing me and trying to stab in the back friends like hailtothekingbaby too,,,,,,we ran thru a narrow stoney rock arch onto the sand into the ocean and floated up to Neptunes right hand............just then Donovan ended his live jive.......a Don Ho commercial came on as he stepped between the hula angels dancing on shore advertising a Hawaiian pig luau at a swanky Howie hashish smokers club..........Neptune looked down at the terrorists from all time filtering outta my dream state into reality chasing other peace loving people.....and his voice thundered as he said, "IF YOU DON'T STOP FIGHTING THE WORLD WILL END" ..........the armies........POOF......changed into black electromagnetic cloud energy and disappeared......I looked over at HailtotheKing baby floating next to me at Neptunes right hand, actually we were up at shoulder height above the seashore breakers and said......." That is sure one very humongous loaf of bread floating on Neptunes left side, most excellent food dood..............and then................( with millions of alien viewers riveted to their chairs watching the live special action)................

 

We set the loaf of bread afire and danced around it with no clothes on and Donovan asked 'how do i shot web?' and he was spiderman. and he ate pickles. BECAUSE:

 

they taste groovy. Neptune orders up some ice cream to go with the pickles. All the pregnant aliens suddenly feel their babies shift in there womb; probably from the thought of some nice salty and fatty slush mush. When a big wave comes and extinguishes the flaming loaf, Neptune makes some nice hash brownies with it and everyone gets smashed. The sea horses give free rides to the children and the angels sing to the destruction of the terrible armies who would be mean and nasty to each other never more.

 

And sally woke up and started thinking about a big family in the woods..

 

..she visited in the last book written about her called
goldilocks and the three bears.........

 

he was not ordinary.he knew it. a freak,and he rolled with that,the wind blew his concerns about miscuality where gone.he chose to walk the clouds,a pickle a motorcycle.

 

Sally gets pregnant by L Ron Hubbard, and has the baby. She calls it lotus blue. Sally gets on a plane headed for Hawaii and it crashes on an island in a remote part of the Pacific. She survives, along with a surgeon, a black construction worker, a really fat millionair, a spoiled rich girl and her brother, two Koreans, a crippled man who miraculously can walk and who knows all about survival in the jungle, and her baby.

Cool she thinks. Now I can live in the wilderness like in my dream.

 

I wanted to vote to Krisztina in http://www.superthong.com/, because she had to win this.

Thank You

 

Sally muttered to herself......do I get to vote for the nicest person on hipforums too?
And then she heard a voice in the distance ask if it's soup yet..............

 

...AND THEN IT TRAILED OFF in an ominous wail.
Funny she thought...I have been deaf for years? Suddenly, a rabid monkey ninja enters the picture....

 

...but he really wasnt that good at ninjitzu,in fact,he kinda sucked hard.his arms were strangely extra short becuase he was a crack monkey baby.which is also why he was rabid...

 

but he was well trained at Yatze, so Sally and him sat down and stared at each other a while before the dice rolled....Sally kept score and later popped popcorn for her rabid guest..........