Lets all together tell a story

And so /jumanji did DXM the other day, and got SOOOO CRAZY. And then someone knocked on the door.

 

he ansewred the door only to find an enourmouse purple walrus in a top hat who was smoking a pip and smiling dementedly "the time has come" the walrus said "to talk of many thing....like weed and vodka and lsd... you must know such things jumungi"...with that the walrus....

 

The Walrus said, "Beware arth thou pentith, my leige." The rabbit turned and growled. Turning the watch sideways to change the time. Lo and behold, the great ground below opened and a large serpent arose. The Walrus looks and the Rabbit does a backflip and lands on a dwarf. The Dwarf screams in pain, as the Walrus is smashing him. The serpent removes a pocket in her left side. The pocket contains 15 items. A chair, a book, a candle, a mouse, horse whiskers, a lamp, a typewriter, a Victrola, a cassette tape(gd 12/31/76), a waterbottle, a bottle of ether, a shoe, a troll, and a smumph. 16 years later, they are all in the same spot. When all of a sudden Spot appears. The dog that had been lost since yesterday. Spot jumps up and grabs the bottle of ether. Landing near the Dwarf, and seeing his pain. Pours the ether on the Walrus. The Walrus inhales and passes out, rolling off of the Dwarf. "Thank you" cries the Dwarf. "I will now grant you 4 and a half wishes for saving me."

 

So the rabbit wishes for; a lifetime supply of carrots, a perfect-quality GD tape and a half from England 1972, Peace On Earth, and 2 rabbit wives. So the dwarf grants the wishes and then has to go to a Spinal Tap concert where he has to dance around a 16" Stonehenge Monument and eventually crush it. So...

 

The match in her hand fell to the ground, and caught the feild on fire! Oh no I......

 

OMG how do they get out of this one?

Keith Moon sporadically jumps in and spins his sticks round so fast he saves them all by helicoptering them to the nearest bus stop. "Goodbye dear chaps!" He says nonchalently, "I've got to bugger off to Kilburn for a gig, cheers lads". They wait for a bus but then think "WHERE THE FUK DO WE GO AND WHAT DO WE DOOOOEW?"

...

 

and then at that presise moment, when all hope of adventure seemed lost, a stange smell filled the air, and the parking lot had turned into what felt like muddy grass, there senses were amplified and pupils huge. all of them confused looked around and suddeny out of the disantce came a strange......

 

On that note Sally soon awoke from her dream to a wonderful sunset. A beautiful rolling reddish orange strokes streaming across the endless horizon. Sally had such a bewildered look upon her face, contemplating this surrealistic dream, or was it!

Sally then suddenly suffered a stroke, and ascended out of her body to join the other like minded beings of lite and love.

Sally ended up teaching new arrivals debriefing skills, and the like. You see living on earth plane can be quite a shock for some and a euphoric experience for others, says Sally to her class. Sally poses this question, If i could go back and do it all over I'd_____

 

____Get married to a rock musician i'd meet in california. So She dies but then returned: "My path is not yet complete" she arose as... SALLY THE WHITE!!! onward to battle the evol rappers OOWOWGE

 

Suddenly, Tommy (dressed as Roger Daltrey) came out of nowhere and took Sally back to his golden palace of blindness, deafness, and dumbness, and sat her on his knee, and told Sally that the only way to defeat the evil rappers was to force them to listen to the Tommy album while staring at a candle, and that will make their ghetto-fabulous ways all but disappear. So Sally with the help of Tommy's best guards (Anne Margaret, Pete Townshend, Eric Clapton, and Tina Turner), to Malibu, where she came upon B-rad (dressed like Jamie Kennedy) and handed him the magic iPod containing the superpowerful MP3 file of the Tommy album, plugged it into 4 large speakers and set a huge bonfire in the street which caused B-rad and his gang of poser mobiles to...

 

die of boredom. "O well that will always work!" said tommy. Suddenly in jumps uncle ernie looking very frightened "we have to go on a big journey chaps! Becuase..."

 

...of course it was the injection of the acid from the Acid Queen and Tommy was just starting to peak after two hours of straight up blazing disapparation of the gray matter brain. He said when he came to for the mere true length of time of .20 seconds, "Oh Fuck, I just began to peak!!!!!!!!!" And it is true, and now again the dwarves come out with shovels and start scooping ashes in a desert land where a mound of smumph is growing which is very appealing and looks good to smoke. I wonder what it does Uncle, Uncle Uncle Uncl Unc Un Un Nnnnnnnnnnnn? Let's go try some....

 

...Quadrophenia. "This is an intresting change of scene" Bawls Daddly Uncle Arnie. "I say chaps dont forget the great journey we have to go on becuaasseee..."...

 

we need that fucking weed so we can get fucking stoned and go steal a stereo and some chocolate bars once we get the chocolate bars we will have sex with each of our pet dogs once that is over we will skin our dogs and go to sleep the next morning we find a gigantic marijuana leaf with dancing gnomes praying to a.......

 

16 inch stonehenge monument that they will eventually crush. So Tommy coming out of his trip, tells about what he saw. "Uncle Ernie, you were a mod named Jimmy who liked doing French Blues, and Sally you were a girl named Steph who had sex with Jimmy in an alley way standing up!!!" So Uncle Ernie and Sally, realizing what Tommy had said, had sex in an alley way standing up, just before Uncle Ernie realized...

 

that he was being humped a cocker spaniel when tragically

 

he died of STD...

 

the end

the cocker spaniel however...

 

Didn't die in vain. Before he tragically expired, he flopped in convulsions across the park, bringing lovelightlisa and thudly running to help him. (The plot thickens...)

 

Sudden Sally gives the cocker spaniel LSD, so when he dies, he goes the Timothy Leary way! Suddenly right as the cocker spaniel was about to die, Procol Harum came out of Nowhere and played "About To Die", just when...