Lets all together tell a story

....whereupon she quickly noticed the aristocratic zebra asleep in the tree above her. She remembered him as the....

 

as the bongs began to smoke themselves.

 

he was worried because he was affraid that the bongs may want to free themselves and expand their consciousness ..

 

but at that moment as the bong held is long beak to his lips, he knew that the bong and he were meant to be one, that the smoke they made was as pure as the face of god. With this, he smiled. The clouds came down to join them, a pure smoke fest from heaven

 

was what he wished for, but really a dragon appeared from throughout the clouds....

 

the dragon was very big, and fat, he just couldn't stop eating
so after eating 2 leprechauns the dragon felt really sick and fell down on the ground
his heart stopped beating... he died...

 

when the dragon had died five beings came out of the dragon. All were gods and goddesses. They were named ERICA ARGUS DYRE GUNNAR and INGA. The world was placed in their hands to rule.

 

but then the world blew but tiny parasites resided on thelittle pieces iof earth floating through space. One parasite named Philip...

 

realized that he was actually a mirror image of a totally different reality that the majority of the human race could not see because the use of LSD hadn't been widely enough spread throughout their civilization on earth. So Philip gathered around with his brother parasites and....

 

pulled a shroom out of his pocket

 

they became known as the mutherthukers, and travelled far and wide engaging in illegal canabis smuggling through many ports and sky cloud worlds. One day though elton john saw the stash and said ''heyyy i havent seen that since...

 

1985...and then he tripped and fell from the face of the planet wearing a feathered hat

 

then out of his feather,grew another, and from that grew another, and so on, until his hat grew a wing and flew him off to venus.... where the green furry ladies were waiting for him.

 

"Tommy can you hear me?"
"Tommy can you hear me?"
"Tommy can a-you hear mee?"

Suddenly elton lands in huge boots and is playing the pinball wizard in tommy...

 

The world blew up at that very moment. And everything became mixed together. All secret thoughts were heard, all pain and happiness shared, burdens lightened, and other became heavier as everything became one. And a new world formed.

 

I have obtained Moon Water’s permission to edit, take words out of context and to realign them into a flowing story line. I will post each new rework as soon as it is completed. I’m eager to attempt this task and we’ll see how it turns out.

 

Sally's Never-Ending Misadventures


Sally lazily lay down in a beautiful meadow of sweet scented flowers. The sun beamed down upon her with warmth and accented her radiant golden hair. It was early June and all was well. Seemingly out of nowhere, storm clouds appeared and darkened the sky. As the sun disappeared behind these clouds it became quite cool. Chilled, Sally grabbed her jacket and paused to put it on. From somewhere, someone shouted a warning, "Sally watch out for that rabbit hole." Sally being very headstrong didn’t listen. The ground was damp and she slipped tumbleing head over heel into the rabbit’s hole, landing in a vast field of marijuana. She was still quite tired, so she lay down in the marijuana field to take a short nap. She hadn’t slept long when she was suddenly awakened by the sound of quantum particles moving in and out of existence. Sally had been schooled in the ways of quantum particles and immediately knew just how dangerous they could be. She searched the immediate area seeking shelter.

In her frantic search for shelter, she released that she had been smoking the "Chronic KB" all along and was indeed tripping. Just as she was taking another hit, she accidentally inhaled a burning cherry and started to cough, "FUCK, I hate when that happens, it's like trying to smoke mayonnaise." Smoking all that KB, she really had the munchies, and speaking to no one in particular she replied, "I need some fucking sticky toaster strudel." She then went into the near by woods in search of the elusive fucking sticky toaster strudel. Trudging along in the forest she came upon "St. Alfansos Pancake Restaurant," where she stole the margarine, it would be just the thing to put on top of her fucking sticky toaster strudel, (I myself prefer butter, but that’s another story).

 

Roger Waters had just broken his bass so he decided to join and help in the great quest

 

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She searched the immediate area seeking shelter. In her frantic search, she released that she had been smoking the "Chronic KB" all along and was indeed Stoned Immaculate. Just as she was taking another hit, she accidentally inhaled a burning cherry and started to cough, "FUCK, I hate when that happens, it's like trying to smoke mayonnaise." Smoking all that KB, she really had the munchies, and speaking to no one in particular she replied, "I need some fucking sticky toaster strudel." She then went into the near by woods in search of the elusive fucking sticky toaster strudel. Trudging along in the forest she came upon "St. Alfansos Pancake Restaurant," where she stole the margarine, it would be just the thing to put on top of her fucking sticky toaster strudel, (I myself prefer butter, but that’s another story).
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On the way, she stumbled upon a Boeing 777, which had crashed into the adjacent marijuana field. When the police arrived at the scene of the crash and upon close investigation they found that Sally was actually, “ta da,” Shane in disguise. In a flurry of excitement and seemingly from out of nowhere a yellow parrot zoomed in holding the testicles of Benito Juarez in its beak. Along with all the other police officers already at the crash scene the local Sheriff had come to lend a hand. He had seen and read the wanted poster for the parrot. The Sheriff, being of Chinese decent, folded the wanted poster into a paper origami crane. He dropped his artwork on the ground and watched in fascination as it morphed into the yellow parrot, which immediately started to cry out, "WAIT, WAIT" as it flew deep into the forest. Not knowing what he was supposed to wait for, the Sheriff threw up his hands and started yelling, "Oh My God, the Japanese do origami, where did I learn that from?” He shrugged his shoulders accepting it and became a freaked out Chinese-Japanese Sheriff. He chased the wanted yellow parrot through the forest and onto the marijuana field.


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On the other side of the marijuana field was a measureless desert. He saw the image of two people coming down the side of an immense sand dune. As the images got closer the Sheriff saw that it was Jim Morrison and an Indian wearing only a loincloth. Jim turned to Sheriff and said, "Wayne, if you build it they will come.” The Sheriff scratched his head and said to himself, “Who the fuck is Wayne?” “Wayne’s World, Wayne’s, Party On.” Jim Morrrison, who was never satisfied with anything, held out his hand and said, “give me all your money.” The Sheriff told Jim that he hadn’t cashed his paycheck yet, so Jim insisted that he take off all his cloths. The Sheriff could take no more of Jim’s bullshit, so he shot him right between the eyes. Morrison fell, and being too drunk to notice that he had been shot, got up and showed the Sheriff his enormous penis. The Sheriff then said, "Look asshole, I don’t have to take your shit, I’m going to place you under arrest.” The Sheriff started to read him his rights and lucky for Jim, the Sheriff had forgotten his handcuffs on the night stand in his girl friends bedroom. So the Sheriff said, “Fuck it,” and He, Jim and the Indian went to the “Whiskey Bar,” and got smashed.
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All of them were now suffering from nasty hangovers. The Sheriff dug through his many pockets and just happened to find a bottle of Advil. At least that’s what he thought it was. It actually turned out to be several tabs of Ecstasy. They all took two tabs each and in about 30 minuets started to trip really hard. They all became extremely horny and each took turns touching the Sally-Shane vulva-penis. Especially the Chinese-Japanese Sheriff, who couldn’t keep his hands off the She-He, he dropped down on his knees and started to perform oral sex on the Sally-Shane. The She-He was really digging it and was very close to orgasm. Then from out of nowhere the “Four Apocalyptic Horsemen,” came galloping across the desert, with the newly elected Pope riding backward on the shoulders of one of the horseman. This is when things really start to get weird; after all they were still tripping on X. The horsemen and the Pope joined the gathering on the ground. A huge shoe suddenly popped up out of the ground and from around the corner of the shoe, came a tea cozy, full to the brim with herbal tea it jumped right in front of the trippers. The tea cozy then began to dance and started to sing, “Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead, Which Old Witch? The Wicked Witch.” From around the same corner came the whole population of Munchkin Land. They joined the tea cozy in singing and dancing. The Chinese-Japanese Sheriff, who was peaking by this time, had never seen a dancing singing tea cozy or so many little people. He started to freak out and lose it.
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The Chinese-Japanese Sheriff, swelled up and bursting with his own self importance, gazed at the startled onlookers and with a self satisfying smirk of glee, said "Well, now what do we have here? I do declare that you are all a bunch of stupid hippies.” He drew his single action Colt Peacemaker and shouted as loud as he could, “Die Hippies Die!" Everyone started to laugh at him as he was swinging his arms around trying to hold his pistol steady. The truth be told he was a wimp and couldn’t keep the pistol steady. The Sally-Shane grabbed the gun out of his hand and shot him dead. They all built a big fire and stuck a long, sharp barbecue stick through him. They all took their turns at cooking him. The people there ate him, but then started to vomit because he was a bad Chinese-Japanese Sheriff and his insides were already decayed.

This still need more editing, after all this is only the first draft. Peace & Love, DDR

 

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