Lets all together tell a story

..striking Sally,knocking her to the ground where she lay motionless except for the drool on her chin.

 

Sally woke up on an a strange planet...

 

hehehe alright then... sally woke up...

 

Later that night she realized that she had a million chiggers after drinking forty jiggers.

Not my idea of a good time.

 

all of it had been a long dream and Sally realised she was late for school.
She quickly gathered up her books and homework and shoved it all in her bag. She could here the TV on down stairs and heard the weather. School was called off today.
She lay back down in bed just as the telephone began to ring....

 

She pick up the phone and was about to say hello but stoped and pulled it away from her head. The Greatful Dead was blasting from it and she knew it could only be one person. Her friend Jean. She talked loudly into the resever and told her to turn it down. Jean said sorry and turned it down. She said I have some realy good news I just got the rest of the money for our trip to...

 

Germany for the weekend. She gladly accepts the invitation and starts packing. Moments later there is a knock at the door......

 

But when she answers it, no one is there. She steps outside, curiously scanning the area for any one. Just some kids playing hockey on the street and some little girls skipping ropes. She is then startled and leaps up as the crash of pots and pans sounds behind her... She turns when she is grabbed and the door is slammed. She is surprised to see that the person is none other than....

 

Santa Claus. and he holds a big box full of...

 

oatmeal cookies. But then Clive Owen comes and beats Santa because the cookies were made with rat-poison....

 

and sally didn't understand why that cat was yelling her name, so she decided to go hump a dog and afterwards she felt like climbing a tree but when she did she felt unhappy so her mom called a psychiatrist but he said she was OK and i don't even understand the situation myself so i'm just going to stop now
goodbye

 

she was going through the young girl blues. So the doctor prescribed... Girl who wants to climb trees to much and hump dogs. She got much beter and started packing for that Trip in Germany. As she was packing the phone rang agian. It was her freind Kim. She wanted to go also, to see her father who lived there.
Sally agreed to the idea but ....

 

she wasn't sure if she herself wanted to see her father who lived in germany, after all

 

Sally was boarding the plane with her friends when Haze materialized in front of Sally- he had been invisible the whole time- he warned her not to get on the plane but she told him to shut up and dragged him on the plane with her.
As they were flying Haze pulled some shrooms from that handy little pouch and shoved them in his mouth. Kim, Jean and Sally ate some too...

 

suddenly a large cat appeared and asked for directions to the nearest iPod. Promptly, he was followed by a smalll cat with a top hat and a small greenish man named hans.

luckily for the large cat, it was not the sabbath and so he would not be prosecuted for wearing his cape, which coincidently, the green man was made out of.

Then..

 

hah haha

a cloud laughed?

 

And the cloud started raining and flooded neverland, peter pan was dead, captain hook saved his life thanks to his ship which could not be floded, he came to the caqts and staped it with his razor blades which turnd peter pan back to life, but he was reincarnated in michael jackson, but no regular michael jackson, a robotic made of steel and everything and he had mini guns and he killed all the people on planet mars where there is no peolple bwahahahahahaha....

 

peace

 

from her trance state of bliss from the blessed and sacred ganja growing lovingly around her however, she quicklly recovered into a hightened state of awareness...

 

above post was supposed to be waaaay back on page one where she swallowed the burning cherry and coughed!