Lets all together tell a story

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Then Barbara Striesand and Warren Beatty went to Costa Rica and burned down their hotel for good luck.Upon returning to California,Barbara restored the "H" in Hollywood,but changed the name to Holyweed.

 

They were so depressed that they decided they needed a fresh start so they broke up and Manson drowned himself from his sorrow. But the newspapers were not sad at all. Infact they were making a lot of cash from these stories.

 

but then a mouse came and said.."oooh cheese" and then they all made up and called it a happy ending, and the newspapers had nothing to write about because we all know newspapers only like sordid things, and then they were all sooo happy(skip this one, i'm using the *seem dumb* technique)

 

Then the mouse saw Sally staring at him and was about to attack her. But just then a huge purple cat showed up and pounced on the mouse. The cat pulled a huge joint out of his back pocket and as the were smoking th cat said " I have been following you all along and shall be beside you all the way" . The cat's name was Haze and Sally and him became quick friends. Just then they heard a noise in the bushes....

 

it was haze's uncle puss n' boots. and the joint they were smoking was actually cat nip from puss n' boot's stash. as we all know, he had been arrested before for posession. puss n' boots, lately preoccupied with farytales, prince charmings and happy endings has decided to take a wife.

puss n' boots- "ahhhh, there you are haze. i left my friends in search of a princess when i heard your friend speak of a girl named enchantment stuck in a lonely moscow tower , do you know the way?"
sally- "i'm not sure. maybe my magic glass object will show us. i will ask it"

so she looked in the glass, silently asking the whereabouts of moscow. again, the picture of a dark haired woman came into focus, this time she was sitting at a window, sobbing. and again the image vanished.

sally "im not sure because i didn't pay attention in geography, but it may be near...

 

France.
'FRANCE!!!! you were not kidding about slacking in geography. We are in New York.'

 

Que pasa New York,I met David Peel and found out he was real singing the pope smokes dope everyday.New york city...
OOkay Sally if you're gonna sing at least get the the words right.Now where's that tower?
It's near the Dakota building.
Where's that?
Don't know,hey there's John Hinkley.Ask him I think he's been there.Hey John...

 

Do ya know where we can find that giant tower near the Dakota building?"
"Hey man i am trippin!dont ask me i dont know. Hmm..mabye near that GIant pink flower....

 

I just met the funniest looking guy-- he was only 20 but had sold white hair and a very furry nose. One blue eye and one brown eye. I felt like I was reading a comic book. lol

-Lana
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But it turns out ive smoked too much pot. He dissappeared.

 

Sally decided to continue on her journey, she sauntered away with Haze alongside her smoking a magic blunt. If you smoke half of this blunt then put it away into a satch that Haze kept around him it will keep on turning into a new blunt, but once you smoke more than half it will dissapear forever. Sally and Haze wandered on, they were walking along a path lined with huge, bright, colourful flowers, when suddenly...

 

a goblin appeared and asked...

 

why'd you smoke that whole blunt?

 

One time long long ego agogo. Ih wuz a stupid idiot hippocrite, the Ih turned on and got hip 2 this other ting happenin 2 me . it wuz called pigfear conditioning it started Godpigfearatizedparentz and then continuued with school and koolege, then I turned on and got hip and turned hippy.

 

i had to smoke the whole blunt.... she answered to the creature and he said..

 

"damn what a stupid being."

 

Sally laid down her particluar vehicle of mind expansion for a short while, for the clouds began to capture her attention, One looked like Donald Duck,...the other began to take the shape of a broken arrow.

Soon she was a-glow with the limitless possibilites of the wonderfull new field she was in.

I know,.... Ill get Fat Freddy to sell this dynamite shit to the brothers on the Height,...

Let's see now,...if I sell for 150 a lid................

 

So somebody said: "A drum is better than a trumpet"
and then

 

a cat fell out of the sky