least favorite thing to do while stoned?

this was actually a few months ago. It was just so tragic that I couldn't forget it. I had just finished smoking, and I was high as GOD. my dad asks me to hold the dryer drum. I hold like three different parts of the dryer and he's like "No, the drum!". Then I keep on lifting it too hard and it comes out of place and I fucked it up so bad and my dad was like "aaron, you don't have to lift it up like that and jerk it around, just hold it in place" and I couldn't and it took an hour and it was a giant fiasco

 

Falling asleep sucks.. because when you wake up.. it's horrible. Not having any good food. Trying to tell your mother you don't notice the strange smell..

 

I have a hard time reading when I'm stoned. Its not too much fun.

 

I figured out today that trying to rip off a broken nail that is inside the pink part really suck.

 

Townnn meetinggggs. I use to film them weekly in high school and get yelled at because I would zoom in way to close on people who weren't talking for several minutes and zone out.

 

shaving your legs.

 

talking to cops, being around family, doing immense labor like lifting stuff. I do like running and working out high though, so its just the shitty job environment that gets to me.

 

Ah. The first time I met my girlfriends parents I was uncomfortably high, she had just done salvia for the first time about 30 minutes prior and her sister had just smoked with us for the first time and was so high she was twitching. It was very very very odd.

 

did the parents know?

 

lol thats the same thing. While i was stoned my family kept staring at me and i was like "wtf you guys looking at?!?"

 

Yup. Her mom asked her sister "Are you high?!" and she just said yes and started laughing. That's all that was said though

 

o.o
thats amazing

 

the shittiest of all shittiest is that dreaded phonecall from a parent, that just about kills the buzz, chops it into pieces and feeds it to its to the dog, which in turn eats it and shits it out. of course, the shit is on fire and in a bag that winds up under your pillow.


i at least don't enjoy that... but thats just me

 

dude phone calls are NOTHING. the worts thing ever is you jamming in ur room stoned as fuck, and the dreaded knock on the door, ur like who is it lol when u know theres only 1 person living in the house. u open up and ur mom is like ur wha wha ur stoned again, no pocket money for a month wha wha ima tell ur dad wha wha u can go live with him wha wha. im like ffs. this has happened so many fucking times i cant stand being in my room high anymore, i get so paranoid, and as soon as i think nothings gonna happen it fucking does.

 

Yah man, why can't everyone just fucking smoke and get over that fact that it's illegal...

Also that sig pic is fucking cool!

 

Eating vegetables in sperm whale sauce while inserting eggs back into a chicken's anus. That sucks when high.

 

I bet putting eggs back into a chicken would be kinda cool...cruel, but still pretty cool.

 

i bet putting a baby would back where it came from would be cool too , but people would call me a sicko about talking about about things like that, but nooo chickens are fine , i hate chickens, they are so dumb, i got attacked by a rooster when i was a little kid, fucking thing scared the shit out of me, o shot it with a water gun after

 

haha you little bastard

 

yeah that but the midget is drowning me instead