Lazy Olympics

I bought a whole new set of blankets ,sheets,pillow cases etc.....tonight...kingsize too...for only $28

 

agreed! you don't know how bad i'd feel had that little girl's mouth been sliced open. or anyone's for that matter

 

I never fold my clean clothes. They just get thrown into a big pile.

 

I started training my dog to bring my remote...but was so lazy I stopped.

 

Sometimes I want to play on my phone. It's right there by the coffee table, a mere arms reach out for me. Many times though, it feels like such an effort. I mean, to take my arm from underneath the blanket and physically having to reach out for it. So I don't. And I get sad because I still want to play on my phone. An hour later I'll still be laying there thinking if I'd only just reached for it an hour ago I wouldn't have wasted an hour of my life justifying the effort involved just to reach out for that phone. Now it probably takes more effort to simply roll over and forget about it which is exactly what I do and as I lay there with my back to phone, which, I just wanted to scroll on Facebook but nope, now I'm trying to sleep because I'm upset and cranky about not being able to scroll Facebook, because that phone is STILL an arms reach away from me.

 

i was gonna reply but to lazy...to lazy to put the extra o in to also.

 

I won't check the oil level in any of my vehicles. I wait months sometimes years until the "oil light or check gauges" light comes on.

That way I don't have to make a mess draining the old oil. I just put new oil in.

 

Thrown away many a dishes so I don't have to clean them.

 

I'll dump out a full bag of DORITOS® onto the table so I don't have to reach inside the bag everytime.

 

Can't be bothered playing this game

 

Stop drinking for the sole purpose of not having to get up to pee anymore

 

When my truck needs to be washed, I wait for the rain to do it, while I watch from my cozy couch.

 

I walk into the kitchen to throw away small pieces of trash so I don't have to empty the small trash cans.

 

I let the sun warm up my food.
Too lazy to make a fire or use an appliance.