hahaha you guys are funny. I thought it was fucking hilarious. I'm ashamed but at the same time I find it one of the funniest things to imagine doing. Look I was drunk okay? It's not like I do that shit when I'm sober. I'm usually very courteous, well spoken, articulate, I eat well, usually party well, have my own problems, etc... I somewhat pity you posters who think it's disgusting. You must really feel better roaming the confession board knowing you would NEVER do any of the things posted here. Crucify yourselves.