Last dream you had

I was raped by a female dentist while under sedation..

 

Scott told me he'd had sexual contact with a woman in London. I ran around ASDA crying and looking for cereal

O noes! Not da sexual contactz!

 

I was living on the Moon, only it was a funny sort of moon with a breathable atmosphere and countryside and stuff. Anyway it was time to move back to Earth, and I was freaked out about what I was going to do with all my clutter and whether I'd have to leave some of it behind.

 

I had super powers and was fighting in a war. But the enemy were giant robots and all my mates were armed with crossbows. So everything was up to me and I had to protect them all. Then suddenly I was suddenly walking around a school looking for evidence of vampires.

I don't know why but I always seem to have powers in my dreams.

I fear I have a hero complex. Off to doctor wiezershnitzel!

 

I think it's not uncommon to dream of doing things you can't do IRL. For instance, I used to dream that i could ride a bike, before I learned how to do it. Admittedly, that doesn't compare with fending off evil giant robots.

 

Me and Scott were in this café and we wanted some chocolate. The woman at the till kept insisting they didnt have any, but we could see a load of it in the back. So when she wasnt looking, we snuck in and started eating it. A different woman came in and saw us, and said "Im calling the police", so Scott grabbed her and killed her somehow. I dont know how and I cant remember what we did with the body, but a few days later we found out sed be pregnant with twins. I said "Weve killed 3 people!" and Scott just shrugged and said "it had to be done, darling. Relax. I hope youre not going to get into hysterics every time we have to kill someone"...

 

Was gettin ready for school (odd cuz I'm no longer in high school).
I was in the bathroom and dropped 4 hits of red microdots.
Miss the good old days man. I wanna just have Lucy stockpiled like i used to.

 

I was walking through Camden, carrying a ladybird umbrella, and people kept coming up to me and shaking my hand or hugging me.

 

you haven't been watching Bonnie and Clyde lately have you?

 

Psh, there's plenty of glory in riding a bike. =P

My dream: I was at school, not my school mind but a school. My brother told me there was a fencing thing going on so I went to the hall. There was a very long queue going down (the hall was underground). Since I fence I got to skip the queues. The guy down there was a foilist, it was a foil event but I had my sabre in my hand. I was talking to him, i said about how I was a sabruer; he said that foil is better than sabre. Then we fought. He used a foil against my sabre, which was pretty stupid on his part. I think we both did it foil style.

There was tonnes more but that's all I can remember.

 

I was in Mexico, on some holiday hike. I stopped at this market stall that was selling coal, and there was like fucking tons of coal, and for some reason it looked really amazing in the dream. The Mexican guy tried to sell some of it to me by telling me that coal was a very ancient type of rock, and I said yes I know, of course it is it takes ages for it to form in the ground. I wandered off and then started to question the logic in choosing to come to Mexico on holiday whilst there was this swine flu virus going about, and then I woke up.

 

:hurray:

 

I made up with an old friend Im not talking to, and to celebrate me, her and a few other people decided to go to Paris on the Eurostar. The train was delayed and it took forever, and by the time we arrived it was pitch black. Paris was different, everywhere run down and groups of yobs everywhere (thanks yob thread!) and we couldnt find where we were going as I didnt recognise any of the places anymore. I started to get really sleepy from walking, and fell asleep...

I woke to see my foot resting on a dirty wall. I heard voices talking about clinical things. I realised I was on an operating table in a really small, primative clinic. My (ex) friend said "Surprise! We got you surgery done on your thighs, private bits and tummy, we know youve always wanted it!"...I looked down to see stitches everywhere, I was in bits. The pain was horrible. I screamed and told them how wrong they were. They said "count yourself lucky, you died momentarily on the table. If it hadnt have been for us telling you to keep going you wouldnt be here"

This woman came up to me and demanded 2000 euros for the surgery. I said I didnt have it. She said 600 would do

I tried calling home desperately but no UK numbers would work. The police werent answering. I cried a lot and thought I was going to die

Thats it really
Phew, long

 

I tried to roll cheese into a spliff, then realised it actually works better with cannabis..later on I was asked what superpower I wanted, I picked the ability to roll a Camberwell carrot

.. I need a smoke. That is all.

 

I dreamt that the "flip" snapped on my mobile phone and I couldn't use it anymore. In my dream it was much flimsier than IRL, just held in place by a couple of wires. Got panicky about not getting any messages and losing touch with people, wondered if I could just put the SIM card in one of my dead mobiles - in the dream this seemed a dodgy thing to do, for some unknown reason.

First a Facebook dream, now a mobile phone dream, Freud's not going to be much help here

 

i had a love affair with leonard nimoy. except he was spock and we were aboard the enterprise. he was not a caring lover.

 

hahaha.. best dream ever.

 

I dreamt I was telling someone about a dream I'd had. Only now I'm not sure if I actually had the dream I was talking about in my dream or if it was just part of last night's dream

 

i had a dream that i was at work speaking spanish fluently. first off i wish i could speak another language fluently. secondly it is sad....i dreamed that i was at work. omfg!

 

Everywhere was covered in ice, it was snowing, and I was skating through the town centre singing "theres no-one quite like grandma" at the top of my lungs, and everyone smiled and waved. It was kind of like a music video
I cant ice skate, and I dont know my grandparents