Last dream you had

I was an English spy and I entered Northern Ireland on a fake Russian passport and defended a British base from a German attack.

 

Wow, drug dream , haven't had one of those for a while ... flying saucers, women-only coach parties, Dutch police ... coool!

 

Facebook dream would you believe.

There's this girl who's been giving me a hard time - worse. she's been giving me no time at all. In my dream I deleted her from my friends list. Just had to check that I hadn't really done it when I came home in a drunken haze from the pub last night.

Have been pondering whether to actually delete her or get lots of beautiful women to be my Facebook friends to make her jealous. How sad would that be?

 

Just invent loads of profiles and have them all post on yours to make you look popular
:leaving:

 

you seem to be speaking like an expert here lith

 

My last dream was a bit intense. Dreamt I had gotten busted with an ounce of bud in a jail after having been just released. Talk about a nightmare. Least I woke up right before they put the cuffs on me.

 

i dreamt that, i told my boyf it was ok to sleep with someone else and he did,
I cried and cut my dreads off and made my hair into a bob.

 

i dreamt about a cuckoo that turned into a guinea pig, that i caught and kept in a cage in a garage but it got over run by mice and rats and i was on top of the car drowning in them....and then i was on a big death slide in a swimming pool. with people surfing down it into a massive ocean like pool with loads of side tunnels.........curious.

 

Bah, all sorts of weird and crazy half-awake-half-asleep imaginings.. it was like 3 dreams at once layered on top of each other, none of which made sense

 

I dreamt I pushed a baby off a cliff

 

Damn, I thought my dreams were fucked up.

 

I was giving a lecture I hadn't prepared for about a subject I knew nothing about. Just stood there going "umm" "ummm"

 

... I can't remember anymore.

I know the night before my friend and I gave two turtles a bath.

 

Scott took me to a Chinese restuarant and ordered us a 5 course meal while I was in the toilet, and when I came out and saw all the posh rubbish hed ordered I went metal and flipped it all off the table and said we couldnt afford it. Then this guy came up to me saying we'd ordered a head massage and started rubbing my head. And then something else happened but Ive forgotten now

 

i got chloroformed by chavs and the man on the canal boat wouldnt help me =[

 

then you woke up and found that you really were ...

boom boom

 

Scott had an affair with my old best friend from primary school who I havent seen since I was 10 but in the dream she was all tall with long brown hair and everyone loved her, but she was playing mind games with us and making us hate eachother. She bought him pet guinea pigs as a birthday present and I didnt get him anything because she said it was a joint present from us both, but she never told him that. In the end they were together and I just cried in the street saying "my heart, my heart"

 

An old colleague of mine, a university professor, turned up at my house at breakfast time having got wrecked the night before and dossed at a friend's house. IRL this is the last thing this guy would be likely to do.

 

This is what Scott dreamt last night

i had a weird dream that there were egg shells everywhere in the kitchen. when i asked what happened, you said a chicken got in and you had to eat all the eggs as they were coming out, otherwise something that i forgotten would happen
all the time you were talking to me though, you were eating eggs fresh out the chicken, but they came out hard boiled

Nomnomnom!

 

Thurston Moore was giving me biscuits