Kinky Three Word Story part 3

greasy weasel lips

 

It went all

 

down the front

 

Of his open

 

barn doors where

 

he kept his

 

huge sack of

 

old shrunken heads

 

tied to his

 

wooden pirate leg

 

which gave the

 

impression of being

 

happy to see

 

without his glasses

 

As it was

 

as large as

 

a pygmy goat

 

in the cold

 

wearing a coat

 

and nothing underneath