haha you posted that at 4:20 pm. I see your in alabama too. Just burn tons of incense, and keep a window open when u smoke and blow the smoke out. then shut it and let the incense fill the room. A good idea to keep ur folks from hearing the lighter, is to use a match and light a candle and use that as ur source of fire for ur joint or blunt, it dont work for bowls. and put a shirt or towl at the bottom of the door to keep air from escaping out the crack. Make your room look spooky if you have parents that dont like stuff like Slipknot or metal bands like that and put their posters on your walls and they might be liek" i dont want to go i nthere and see that" haha. I dont do that but thats a good idea.
Haha, wow I didn't even notice. But I wouldn't suggest smoking joints and blunts in your room. They smell up the room 1000x what an incense will do. I burn tons of incense after smoking a blunt, and I could still smell it. Using my technique of using the bowl in my previous post will make the smell none existent. If you're worried about the clicking noise of the lighter, just click it once to light the candle, and then put the part where the fire comes out of the lighter next to the candle, and press the button without clicking the lighter. This is how I always do it. The few times my parents almost caught me, it's because they heard the lighter. Now, I don't have that problem. Haha, I have beatles posters, Pink Floyd, and a big Soviet Banner above my bed. My parents rarely go into my room.
I burn inscense and blow the smoke out my window. And usually i make sure my parents are occupied or asleep before i smoke up.
Tell your parentes you're gonna be masterbating in your bedroom.... and to not disturb you... they wont ask anymore questions....