The beer shits are terrible, especially the morning after drinking a couple of cans of Four Loko or Joose
I can't believe people just sit there and think of this stuff. Although the thread was funny I quickly wiped the smile off my face and decided to drop the subject. Just thought I'd squeeze out this response before I flushed this crappy thread out of my mind. Toilet humour, I know. I should probably get out of the house rather than sit and write this shit. Well, I'm finished. At least this kept me occupied for 2 minutes. There wasn't one kernel of seriousness in this thread by the way. I tend to do that when I'm pooped.
I used to buy that TP back when I lived in the ghetto.... btw I just dropped a atom. feeling three punds lighter.
public restrooms are so digusting If I have to take an emergency dump I'd rather take a drive and walk in the bush than shit at a mall
Shitting in public restrooms is for emergency situations only. Like those times when the shit starts prairie dogging and feels like it's about to fall out, on it's own. Other than those situations, I never shit in public restrooms.