Just smoked some acid

Dont cheeze, dont cheeze me in, ?ive been all night long coming home.. dont cheeze me in..

 

It only works if you use part of a sheet as rolling paper. It's the bomb. Diggedy. Do.

 

Wait a second... I think you guys are right. This isn't acid I was smoking xD it was mushroom powder! Sheesh, I'm crazy... Next step, smoking ecstasy so I can hippy flip. INTENSE!

 

dude injecting nitrous is where its at. The second that plunger goes down you hear waaa waa waaa waaa waaa and then when its down about 3/4 of the way you usually pass out.

 

plugging is better

 

I tend to agree. Theres nothing quite like an ass full of nitrous. Has to be the gas though...

 

Yeah I cracked a can of nitrous with my ass the other night. Shit hits you like nothing else. My dick flew up and nitrous came out.

 

Dick fart.

 

A dweef :d

 

anyone who says such or believes such has obviously never taken acid before.

 

You obvioulsy have never taken it through the proper route, vaporization. You need to get it hot though, like 5,328 Celsius. Its been scientifically proven...

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This thread is easily the funniest thread eber.

 

i got a geltab from these guys a few years ago. was tripping with them and they started to smoke shrooms in a pipe. at first i assumed it was weed, but it smelled weird and i was like "are you guys SMOKING SHROOMS?!"
"yea dude, it gets you so high"
"i don't think that works - no thanks"

and even if it does "work" i'd rather eat them




or of course pack them into my ear canal. that way gets me really trippin HARDCORE

 

Pork! Holy shit, you need to be careful with that! Jesus christ you could od doing that kinda stuff. Don't you know that the ear fluid potentiates the mushrooms like a MAOI? Serotinin syndrome would be the least of your worries with that.

Not to mention the ear canal is a tube leading DIRECTLY to your brain!

By the way, I think the ecstasy that I smoked put a hole in my brain. Here is a scan of my left brain and right side. (X only effects your write side, the imagination side)

 

This kid I used to know started smoking weed. One day he said: I wanna get some shrooms so I can roll them into my spliff at lunch and get really high.

I told him it wouldn't work.

He told me that mushroom smoke will make you go blind.

I lol'd and continued hitting my acid pipe.

 

Does your brain really have text on it?

 

No, only holes and letters.

 

my brain has a GIANT hole that says **-dimethylphenethylamine

 

Don't lie shermin. Your whole brain has been melted onto your spine by now. If someone gave you a back massage you would forget whats happening!

Now, I have a scientifically produced question. Last time I took some LSD I got smarted. It showed me this chemical formulations about how the vitamine C (In case you didn't know, vit. C is the key to all drugs. They are produced from vit c and if you take more c, its makes everything stronger) in an orange peel can be used with lysergamides to produce lysergamide acid dimethylmine (LSD). So, how long would I have to have this buried under the ocean to start the process? Mushrooms told me 2 days, while cocaine told me 3 hours. AND How deep?

 

You need to bury it about a mile down, and then leave it for EXACTLY 4,762.4days, no more, no less. Then dig it up, cover it with Crest whitening toothpaste, put that into a bag with 4 ounces of your fresh crap, swing that over your head five times in the light of a full moon in October. Then take the bag, box it up and drive to another city exactly 7.2 miles from your house, and mail it to yourself. When it arrives back at your home then you can take the contents of the bag and 1/2 of it you take via an enema and the other half you stick in a bong and smoke.
That should do the trick.

 

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