Just checking in.

I need you NOW.

 

you're jesus fuck, I'm a mere mortal who hasnt mastered astral projection or teleportation...help a lady out

 

There's only one way to get on another level. You KNOW what I mean.

 

masturbating to your avatar?

 

You need the real deal. JC's big C.

 

only if you wear a mask that looks like your avatar, he's really sexy

 

this is just weird now

but carry on

 

Nope. I'm gonna wear my birthday suit and you're gonna love it you little slut.

 

birthday suit is fine, as long as you paint that cross on your head and scream out verses from the bible

 

That can be arranged.

 

we'll give a whole new meaning to bible humping!!

 

Are you on your way over yet?

 

halfway there

 

Don't TEASE me.

 

donkey's only travel so fast, do you have a better plan?

 

No, I want you to RIDE THAT ASS.

 

like it's goin outta style

 

I am your style. GET ON IT.

 

shouldn't you be preparing the manger for my arrival?

 

It's ready. CUM ON OVER.