just before the end of the world i would...

take a shit

 

repent




...again

 

reformat my harddrive to cover my tracks

 

Play hard to get

 

run around naked, tell people what i think about them, eat a lot, steal stuff, get baked, the usual, ya know?

 

Tip-toe through the tulips

 

Find a helicopter pilot and go for a ride.

 

kill all the people that hurt me.

 

uke:

 

Head for the hills

 

break out the good stuff....

 

Leave it to Beaver

 

eat as many beavers as I can find that would be willing......:-0

 

slam my neighbors bass drum on his head

 

get a monstrous orgy organized for multiple orgasms......

 

Have a Big Mac attack