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yeah mcormicks sux ass,

or *shutters* skoal

 

Does the trick though. Whee haha.

 

skoal *shutters*

makes me think of chew

 

If yer drinkin' cheap you might as well reach for Old Grand-Dad Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey. It's cheaper than McCormick and better than Jack Daniels (News Flash: Even though it comes in a fancy bottle and costs a shitload, JD is crap, in fact, by law they aren't even allowed to call it bourbon)

 

Wait, wait, Kentuky whiskey is cheaper then McCormicks?!! Why am I drinking this shit then...

 

had my bro do a shot of it when he was 15,

he projectile vomed out his nose and mouth

 

Well, Old Grand-Dad is about as cheap as bourbon comes, and it's not exactly the best, but it's a damn sight better than McCormicks.

 

you ever have "10 high"

 

Hell yes, I hate Vodka.

*shoots again*

 

vodka is ok,

i prefer jaeger or cap'n morgans

 

I can't even catch a whiff of it without puking all over everyone.... but I'll have a root beer!

 

Are you implying here that beer is not a drink?

 

You idiots don't know what beer is.

 

you like oatmeal stouts pressed_rat?

 

You at least have to slur and pretend your drunk.

 

Yeah, I like oatmeal stouts.... Samuel Smith's especially!

 

my dad buys them from time to time and they're awesome i must say

 

phh... I'm Irish, real beer is what you can get drunk off of for free. Spinning around in circles is a big hit.

 

you wanna talk about alcoholic bloodlines: im:

irish
scottish
french
english
german
scandinavian(viking)
and....
russian

 

So you like

Anything
whiskey
Chardanay
Ale
Beer
Anything
and...
Vodka