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You guys drink shitty beer.... Looks like I'm buyin'.

 

less than $6 for a twelver,

hells ya BOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

 

Got any mezcal or tequila back there?

Mmmmm... sweet agave nectar.

 

Are you crazy. We're broke aight. Any tequilla we could get would also be from Milwaukee...

 

i wanna make tequila with peyote buttons

 

I could just shoot down to mexico and mail you some, it's cheaper than milk down there.

 

nah,
i dont quite feel like vomiting whilst laughing thank you

 

Right... send up some girls who think we can give 'em citizenship too.

 

The distillation process would probably burn off all the mescaline. Besides, agave has it's own psychoactive effects, just ask the worm at the bottom of the mezcal bottle.

 

What you talkin about, Tequillas the only safe thing to drink in Mexico.

 

i was talking about the peyote

 

oh, well how about a lil' from all three, I'd hate to limit myself before I get a chance...

Cheap ass vodka aint so bad if you down it quick.

 

That's what I'm saying, The distillation process would burn off all the mescaline in peyote. Besides, mescaline + alcohol = big mess in the bathroom.

 

well trust me,

everclear aint so easy to down

 

Please tell me you aren't drinking straight everclear. I'm not kidding, that stuff has been known to kill people.

 

oh i was just saying for example,

im drinking beer son

 

Um, everything alcoholic has been known to kill people...

Who wants another shot?!

 

ill take one

 

Not if it's vodka. I hate vodka, I would go through alcohol withdrawals before I drank a shot of vodka.

Well... maybe not.

Aw hell, gimme a shot.

 

What I do is make strong mixed drinks first so I dont gag at the taste of McCormicks. I'm not a baby or anything but man...