you should play dungeons and dragons, then maybe you can live out your delusions through dice and little figurines....
I think Sam likes *Daddy* telling him what to do. But he isn't listening so I think he needs a spanking.
But there's nothing to possess there. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU USING APOSTOPHES WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE NOOO!1!!!!!K o24ujt9 3wjh09 w9tA rstahidfigoh son of a banizzlemozzilelatifahjackson!11!!
Golly, I'll run you over with my tricycle you doggone sick gosh darned son of a gon, dagnammit. GOMER PYLE FUCKING PWNS YOU!!1!!!1111 SHAZAaAAM!!1!!!