- Jesus Was An Alien -

Because it's so true? haha

 

Very quote-worthy.
I complete agree with you, sir.
But, just because Yeshua was an alien doesn't mean he wasn't a hippie.

you just remember that, good sir

 

I should add to the quote in my sig, where it says 'few are chose, to board the mothership'

 

Well, he probably did yoga and unlocked the kundalini and resulted in causeless DMT over flows, and that's how he stayed in contact with the Aliens.

 

I know exactly how Jesus feels. Gentle soul on a planet inhabited by population of meth babies.

They kill people like us here.



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That movie did suck.

Even though I mostly agree that Jesus, probably wasn't a person.

Also, I think: Dead Sexy.

 

I used to have the hots for Jesus.

 

I kinda have the hots for Relayer.

 

eh i thought zeitgeist was pretty sweet, but took it with a grain of salt...

 

Jesus Christ was an only child.

 

I agreed with the first halfs message. But I didn't like how it was presented.

 

during my first acid trip all my friends and i thought dean was christ incarnate... he lay on the ground and saw the stars connecting while we walked in mad circles around him... it reminded me of this:

 

Isn't Zeitgeist supposed to give stupid people a slight inside into the world of intelligence?

That's what it seemed like to me.

 

no, it just gives paranoid stoners more reasons to be paranoid.

 

I'm just saying Relayer has a very sexy mind.

No Homo.

Half the movies suggesting that jesus was a myth, which you know, I tend to agree with, even though the arguments in there are pretty weak.

The other half's some cluster fuck for 9/11 conspiracy people.

 

Yeah, all in all... that movie sucked balls, major balls.

I think I've seen Pressed_Rat recommending it to some teenagers on this site one day. I think that should say enough.

 

haha yeah, the first part is cool, even though some of it i have found to be bullshat. silly people, thinking they know something....
still an interesting theory though

 

no that wasn't a UFO that was just me flying around in the stratosphere like I always do.

 

There is way more evidence to support the fact that Jesus indeed existed.

From what I recall off my extensive anal academic masturbation... Jesus was much influenced by Hindu philosophy, and so on and forth.

Yet the "Biblical Jesus" is obviously a product of an overzealous mental orgasm.

 

I had always thought you were defending the father of delusions here. I'm glad you've seen through that.