January Shelter Of Random Facts XLIV

I love Brie, its my favorite fancy smelly cheese. Its good with oregano and saline crackers.

 

Or-i-son!

You need to have your ass paddled!

 

Maybe a garbage compactor?

We had two kinds of brie - plain and smoked. I'm not sure what the moldy stuff was - it smelled like a leaky attic - like camembert, actually, but too hard. And we had some cheddar that was sharp enough to cut your tongue. I just kept thinking, jeezus, I need some pinot grigio to sip with this...

Orison apparently got to the race a weensy bit too late to get a decent seat.


Black-eyed peas and rice for dinner tonight. And some soy sauce. Now pinot noir and saltines for dessert and online posting.

 

I've been over at Pinterest, indulging my finer senses.

 

Pinterest is one of the few places I can still stalk my dear spirit guide Deanna. She has exquisite taste, btw. I fucking love the Versace dress she posted...

 

i love baked brie...we had it on xmas day passed...i just stood beside and gobbled it up...


that girl didnt email me about her dog...i think i scared her off saying i dont take family pets to the vet...no matter what...its a farm...a tiny one albeit but its the same rules...you use common sense and nurse it back to health yourself...

if an animal is suffering and dying...shoot it to put it out of its misery

....i didnt tell her that of course but i kinda inferred it....not that her dog needed a shell but its an old dog..the end is nigh


speaking of which...my cat foxglove the indestructible's most recent wound was a bite mark on his neck from something way bigger and with fangs both behind his head and below his chin...

plus i think when he got shot he lost the vision in that eye...its cloudy and not as sharp as the other one....he is by far the toughest animal that i ever let mooch off me

take a pet to the vet means no food for a month in my house...i have to choose if it gets real

 

im kinda of stoned. the start of 2013 this january has been pretty interesting and crazy. its been awhile since so much happened in a month.

 

It's the nature of existence. We are what we are, and if that doesn't sit well with whatever others steer within radar distance, it just isn't meant to be. I just hafta keep thinking that the universe will provide compensations at some point. I'm starting to see some that I never used to think I would. I'll ask the universe to send some compensations your way as well, my brother.

So broony, we are all sitting around waiting with slavering, saliva-dripping open mouths for some hot dirt from someone with an actual life. Are you going to provide some details here, or just tease the hell out of us?

 

Oh, btw, sat next to my train angel again tonight on the way home from work. She gave me a printout of a "short story" she wrote. It turned out to be in the genre of erotica. She told me to keep the copy she gave me.

And she is so pretty and so cute and so sweet...something very strange is going on here...this kinda amazing shit just doesn't happen to me...

 

So What Happened To The Massive Insurance Payout When Your House

Burnt Down...



Cheers Glen.

 

Ive been trying to get with this one girl since october. She has easy 7/10 of the check marks in my book. Im a picky dude.. We have not go together for complicated reasons, we work at same place, how we met.

5 years ago, different girl who is older i became friends and intimate with over a summer, but never slept with! for reasons cause of another dude.. Then literally over the course of 2 weeks a number of people moved away, i went somewhere, as did she, that was that.

Then week ago ago i see her at party! She looks amazing..then tonight she asked if she could move into my place cause i got extra room...

I've been looking for a real girlfriend and talking with many women for many months, then with incredible timing this girl shows up, a old friend wants to move in like this? ................................. yep

i know she wants me, i want her, thats their..

she older than me

My living place is great, and she hasn't even seen it yet! lol...but i know she will like it..my place rocks...

 

Oooh! This does sound promising!

 

Yes buts its kinda like OoOOoOOOoOOo

 

THAT's the stuff I wanted to hear!

Your place is secondary to the dude who occupies it, so it would appear.

Positive thoughts from me are headed in your direction.


Lawsy me...I is so fuckin tired...time to fade, mighty soon.

 

its amazing how people vanish out of your life then one day there they are and like this!

 

Asleep sitting up again. That's my cue. I'm out. :grouphug:

 

Maybe she's a Russian spy

Going to play tennis in an hour if the snow has melted off the courts

 

its kinda happening to me too?....i'm enjoying the ride and not concerned about the destination

glen glen glen...first of all...i'm poor...

i was renting the house that burned down and i did not have contents insurance...thanks for reminding me of that horrible time almost exactly one year ago

i was also not allowed to salvage my guitars or other valuables because the home had asbestos in the attic which the fire marshall discovered...they sealed the site..no one allowed in


the owner of the home was my daughter...she will end up losing 60 thousand on it because of her loser ex husband thought he knew how to buy insurance..he didnt....

lastly...i know you love cats...i like cats...i assure you i take good care of my cats...none have ever seen a vet and never will....they are all happy

 

I think you would love this poem - one of my favorites, by Charles Bukowski - not so much of a poem as a little story - about a cat - called "The History of One Tough Motherfucker:"

http://allpoetry.com/poem/8509531-The_History_Of_One_Tough_Motherfucker_wbr_-by-Charles_Bukowski

That would explain it! She must be after my dad's secret recipe for vodka gimlets...

Excellent! :2thumbsup: