**I've Never**

never been to a metal concert

 

I've never tried to retrieve anything that has ever been dropped in the outhouse hole

 

I've never been to any other continent, except N. America.

 

I've never ridden a camel

 

never ridden a motorcycle backwards....

 

Ive never wrestled a bear

 

never liked cold winter weather....

 

Ive never had a pet snake

 

ive never felt like this before.

 

i've never been stabbed with a knife

 

I've never made a speech in public

 

I've never bathed a cat.

 

I've never swam in the ocean

 

i've never seen a ghost

 

I've never lived by myself

 

I've never consciously been abducted by aliens.

 

I never seen a alien

 

I've never cared much for politics

 

i've never eaten tacos in an italian dinner with an oriental woman wearing a gorilla mask. (but the day isn't over yet).

 

I've never fully appreciated lucidity... until a few months into 2008.