**I've Never**

I,ve never bothered to fix it when I hit the comma button instead of the apostrophe button

 

i NEVER BOTHER TO FIX IT WHEN i HIT THE CAPLOCK

 

I've never broken a toe

 

I've never shaved my head

 

I've never been a platypus

 

I've never smoked a harmonica

 

had a pet reptile

 

I've never been alone in a boat

 

i've never owned my own cat

 

I've never liked the smell of horses

 

i've never had a OD

 

I've never been in an ambulance

 

I've never liked to live without electricity

 

i've never broke a bone

 

I've never broken a bone either....

 

i've never licked a girlfriends toes

 

never fell and rolled to the bottom of my hill, yet.....

 

I've never broken a bone. *knocks on wood*

 

i've never eaten nuclear hot wings.

 

I've never been beat up