**I've Never**

Ive never tried magic mushrooms

 

I've never drove through a police roadblock....

 

I have...but they always let me through


I've never been peppersprayed

 

I've never broken my leg

 

I've never been interested in boy boy girl

 

I've never wanted to have a threesome....

 

had a DUI....

 

I've never lost my keys

 

never kicked a brick

 

I've never puked on someone shoes

 

I have...I once puked in my Dads workboots



Ive never had a cat

 

I've never not had a cat.

 

I've never surfed the roof of a moving vehicle

 

I puked in my friends cowboy boots in the back of his car.....Ive never owned a rodent

 

I've never had a pet snake

 

I've never had someones puke in my shoes

 

I've never liked cleaning up someones puke....

 

I've never liked the way mud smells in the springtime

 

I've never had my mouth washed out with soap...

 

I've never liked getting my mouth washed out with soap