**I've Never**

Ive never had a lobotomy

 

i've never heard shulman's solo stuff before this moment in time, and i'm liking what i hear

 

ive never heard of shulman

 

I've never driven the wrong way on a one way street

 

Ive never burned a house down

 

never been hit by an angry irish girl

 

never been past buffalo in new york

 

Ive never liked the beach

 

never was into tans anyway

 

Ive never driven a forklift

 

Ive never liked boat rides

 

i've never met an irish girl that wasnt cranky

 

I've never been to the moon.............

 

ive never mooned in public

 

i've never gone streaking

 

I've never flashed anybody but my husband.

 

i've never had sex in full cloths

 

I've never liked mean people...

 

I've never had a married woman

 

Ive never done the sports, "good job brother," ass slap, or have had it done to me