**I've Never**

I've never liked a person's signature more than i like BBAD's right now

 

Ive never had an A on a report card ever .....until I went to college...where I only got straight A's

 

I've never heard of shaving with peanut butter..WTF? LOL

 

Ive never puked in my own shoes

 

i've never been pregnant

 

I've never stuck my tongue to a frozen light pole...

 

i've never been a litter picker

 

I've never been on a farm

 

i've never had the pleasure using OCB slim papers up until last week, and they are excellent.

 

I've never fainted

 

i've never put my fingers in an electric socket

 

I've never dropped a brick on my toe

 

i've never slapped a cat

 

I've never been to the Atlantic Ocean...

 

i've never jumped off my house roof

 

I've never been in jail

 

i've never been in prison

 

i've never seen a diaphragm

 

never been pregnate....

 

I've never written a book