**I've Never**

i've never had a microwave

 

I've never liked to sink knee deep in mud

 

Ive never intentionally meant to offend anyone in a forum game thread

 

I've never watched the Star Wars movies

 

WHAT????


Ive never liked going to the doctors office

 

alright, you can have that.



i've never been quite as disgusted as i was an hour ago.

 

I've never been this bored in a long time

 

i've never seen someone with 35 posts who's been a member since feb of 2009 claim they were bored, when there are so many forum games and other threads on these forums they could be getting stuck into to bypass that boredom

 

Ive never assumed new people were really new.....some are...but some are just aliases

 

i've never used a jigsaw

 

Ive never driven my neighbors Porsche



come to think of it hes never even gave me a ride in it

 

i've never liked that fine rain that soaks you through

 

I've never cut myself with a chainsaw

 

i've never thrown the butt of a filtered roll-up or cigarette away in the wild.

 

Ive never crashed a party

 

i've never been to miami

 

Ive never had a pet spider

 

i've never stroked a tiger

 

I've never liked spiders or snakes

 

I've never put in an insurance claim