**I've Never**

I've never gotten a tattoo

 

i've never found cricket to be anything other than a complete bore

 

I never watch sports on tv

 

ive never pulled off any decent tricks on a bmx, bar the mediocre bunny hop, manual and 180.

 

I've never broken any bones

 

i've got a bellyache but cannot eat due to this terrible terrible bout of man flu

 

I've never liked my curly hair...

(I hope you feel better soon)

 

i seem to be hallucinating through the symptoms of this cold

(awh, thanks v. much ^)

 

I've never slept to good last night

 

i've never understood countrygirl's sense of comprehension

 

Ive never been to China

 

i've never been to japan

 

Ive never been on/in a submarine

 

~(i have)~

i've never enjoyed coughing

 

ive never listened to hip hop

 

Ive never liked having visitors over

 

ive never turned down a cuppa

 

I've never liked going to family reunions

 

i've never cared to think about what slipknot look like without their masks on

 

I've never smoked weed