**I've Never**

i've never stayed up and played wow all night

 

Ive never played WoW at all

 

I've never seen the famous Paris Hilton sex tape

 

Ive never felt satisfied with my life

 

i've never seen a whale eat a man

 

i've never been to ireland

 

Ive never liked playing pool

 

Ive never beat anyone up

 

I've never liked being hit

 

Ive never been able to eat onions

 

I love strawberries

 

I've never like to hurt anybody feeling

 

I've never bitch slapped an old lady

 

Ive never been shot at

 

I've never shot someone

 

I've never wanted to shoot somebody

 

ive never woken up with such a blocked nose

 

I never slapped my hubby except on his bottom

 

Ive never had sex in public

 

I've never had sex in hubby's truck yet........