I've never...

Ive never taken a pair of jeans and tied off the legs, filled it horseshoes then thrown it like a giant horseshoe across the abandoned parking lot downtown

 

Ive never dropped piss filled water balloons out a window on the sidewalk people

 

I've never fallen and not been able to get back up

 

I've never stayed at the Waldorf-Astoria nor eaten at any of the restaurants

 

I've never changed the plugs in a car

 

i've never driven anywhere wearing only a bikini

 

I never posed for a painter in the nude

 

i've never been shot

 

i've never ate a salad then went running on a frozen lake.

 

i've never done anything on a frozen lake

 

i've never did a backflip in my room

 

Ive never tried Kokanee beer

 

i've never understood people who have fun the the loft

 

Ive never wrestled a bear

 

I've never been hog tied

 

I've never heard of Kokanee Beer.


(I thought I knew it all)

 

I've never liked cold weather -6 this morning, and I need to go out and get firewood.burrrrrrrr

 

Never sang "Baby, it's cold outside," but it is.

 

I've never put off doing my housework, so I better go do it...

 

I,ve never been to Florida