I've never...

I've never wanted to be a nun......

 

I've never preached a sermon...

 

I've never ever thought of being celibate

 

I've never liked being hurt by the one I love

 

i've never had a penguin for a pet

 

I've never had a pet pig

 

i've never been to a circus

 

ive never been caught base jumping from building by police..

 

i've never lived in Alaska or Zimbabwe

 

I have never been pushed off a cliff.

 

I'ver never pushed someone off a cliff

 

i've never done jumping jacks in a movie theater line

 

never not got drunk....

 

Ive never bought condoms

 

I've never said anything to a celebrity

 

Ive never had a tampon up my nose

 

I've never put a condom on my hubby, we don't need them..hubby got fixed...

(you've never bought any)

 

I've never stole any condoms either

 

I've never liked when hubby used them, natural is better...

I hope your practicing safe sex, alot of stuff floating around out there.

 

I've never had syphilis